FML : Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and...

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Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML

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By Stinkbomber - / Friday 24 February 2017 14:00 / United States - Woonsocket

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By cantfixme36 | 28

#7415976 - Friday 24 February 2017 10:06

Ah man, that sucks. Grease traps stink something nasty. A grease trap at my school overflowed, which leaked into the basement right by my locker. Being that it was a basement, the smell hung around for a long time. It was horrible.

By CountZiggenpuss | 7

#7415939 - Friday 24 February 2017 08:41

In Woonsocket, who the hell would know the difference?

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By jcash52426 | 5

#7415930 - Friday 24 February 2017 08:27

Well did you crap your pants or did someone spray you with liquid ass

By CountZiggenpuss | 7

#7415939 - Friday 24 February 2017 08:41

In Woonsocket, who the hell would know the difference?

By cantfixme36 | 28

#7415976 - Friday 24 February 2017 10:06

Ah man, that sucks. Grease traps stink something nasty. A grease trap at my school overflowed, which leaked into the basement right by my locker. Being that it was a basement, the smell hung around for a long time. It was horrible.

By nonsensical | 26

#7416025 - Friday 24 February 2017 11:52

Just yell "whoever smelt it, dealt it!" And go about your business. There's no way they'd think it was you after that.

By species4872 | 19

#7416102 - Saturday 25 February 2017 05:21

Sounds like a win win.

By Colon_Man | 17

#7416824 - Sunday 26 February 2017 06:01

What a coincidence. I crapped my pants and everyone thought we were cleaning out the grease traps!

By tygerarmy | 35

#7417141 - Monday 27 February 2017 08:47

Or you were by the vent that smelled and everyone avoided the vent.

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Cali | 43

#7417175 - Monday 27 February 2017 10:14

Shhh... Logic has no value here...

By tygerarmy | 35

#7417142 - Monday 27 February 2017 08:48

Or you were by the vent that smelled and everyone avoided the vent.

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