Work: Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML

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Tomato_Cheese 22

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Monday 27 February 2017 2:03

He obviously didn't like the baby talking

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Monday 27 February 2017 2:27

Some people have crappy jobs You seem to have a pissy job

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Tomato_Cheese 22

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Monday 27 February 2017 2:03

He obviously didn't like the baby talking

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Monday 27 February 2017 2:12

Shut her up quick lol

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Monday 27 February 2017 2:27

Some people have crappy jobs You seem to have a pissy job

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Monday 27 February 2017 2:32

I never understood baby talking to animals or babies. so hopefully the pup was smart and started peeing about when you started talking so you'd shut up. also, how high was he that he was able to pee on your face and in your mouth?

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Monday 27 February 2017 2:48

Your fault. You should know that will happen with puppies.

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Monday 27 February 2017 4:44

Wouldn't have happened with a cat. The cat just would have latched onto your face and scratched the shit out of you.

itssnotfunny 24

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Monday 27 February 2017 4:48

Looks like you're that dog's bitch now.

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Monday 27 February 2017 11:00

Are you new at dog handling? Could have seen that coming.

Cali 54

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Monday 27 February 2017 12:40

I can't believe no one's made a 'golden shower' joke yet. Disappointed.

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Monday 27 February 2017 18:06

Note to author: keep other's genitals away from your face that do not, and even most that do, wear the same collars as you.

bigredmonkeybutt 26

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Tuesday 28 February 2017 0:56

Better to be pissed off than ... never mind.

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