By Anonymous - United States - Shreveport
Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML
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By  sweetbliss3  |  37

I never understood baby talking to animals or babies. so hopefully the pup was smart and started peeing about when you started talking so you'd shut up. also, how high was he that he was able to pee on your face and in your mouth?

By  species4872  |  19

Wouldn't have happened with a cat. The cat just would have latched onto your face and scratched the shit out of you.