He obviously didn't like the baby talking

Shut her up quick lol

Some people have crappy jobs You seem to have a pissy job

I never understood baby talking to animals or babies. so hopefully the pup was smart and started peeing about when you started talking so you'd shut up. also, how high was he that he was able to pee on your face and in your mouth?

Your fault. You should know that will happen with puppies.

Wouldn't have happened with a cat. The cat just would have latched onto your face and scratched the shit out of you.

Looks like you're that dog's bitch now.

Are you new at dog handling? Could have seen that coming.

Note to author: keep other's genitals away from your face that do not, and even most that do, wear the same collars as you.

Better to be pissed off than ... never mind.