By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 742
You deserved it 2 016

Same thing different taste

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He obviously didn't like the baby talking

Rammer3500 23

Some people have crappy jobs You seem to have a pissy job

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He obviously didn't like the baby talking

marshm610 18
Rammer3500 23

Some people have crappy jobs You seem to have a pissy job

I never understood baby talking to animals or babies. so hopefully the pup was smart and started peeing about when you started talking so you'd shut up. also, how high was he that he was able to pee on your face and in your mouth?

Your fault. You should know that will happen with puppies.

species4872 19

Wouldn't have happened with a cat. The cat just would have latched onto your face and scratched the shit out of you.

itssnotfunny 24

Looks like you're that dog's bitch now.

Talis99 26

Are you new at dog handling? Could have seen that coming.

I can't believe no one's made a 'golden shower' joke yet. Disappointed.

Kaalschneid 21

Note to author: keep other's genitals away from your face that do not, and even most that do, wear the same collars as you.

Better to be pissed off than ... never mind.