By Anonymous - 28/2/2017 19:00 - Canada - Toronto

Talk about not getting the picture…

Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML

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By OhPuhleeze | 23

#7418297 - Wednesday 1 March 2017 2:13

Is your "boyfriend" 12? Why couldn't you just leave him? He needs his parents to be picked up and was distracted enough by the movie. If you'd gotten him a Happy Meal he probably would've thought you guys are married.

By cornelius74d | 13

#7418299 - Wednesday 1 March 2017 2:17

Why wouldn't you just drive him home? Surely that would have taken less than 5 hours. Or... make him walk.

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By OhPuhleeze | 23

#7418297 - Wednesday 1 March 2017 2:13

DraconicFeline | 31

#7418750 - Thursday 2 March 2017 0:19

They're probably still in high school and haven't gotten their licenses yet. It's not that unrealistic a scenario.

By cornelius74d | 13

#7418299 - Wednesday 1 March 2017 2:17

Why wouldn't you just drive him home? Surely that would have taken less than 5 hours. Or... make him walk.

Aethereal | 14

#7418305 - Wednesday 1 March 2017 2:38

Maybe they are 15 and can't drive, let alone own cars?

Walking or public transport might not be an option if he lives far and/or in a place with little to no public transport.

By ZiGgY576 | 20

#7418313 - Wednesday 1 March 2017 3:04

I don't see why you couldn't have clarified this with him when you found out that'd what he thought

By jcash52426 | 5

#7418314 - Wednesday 1 March 2017 3:11

That sucks but it sound like he you 2 are better off just being friends.

By RinoaHeartilly | 36

#7418338 - Wednesday 1 March 2017 5:25

Shut it down now!

By Katie Kat | 8

#7418394 - Wednesday 1 March 2017 8:53

why didn't you just take him home yourself?

HelloItsMee123 | 5

#7420842 - Monday 6 March 2017 1:47

Well obviously she doesn't drive?

By rekijan | 6

#7418395 - Wednesday 1 March 2017 8:53

Well to be fair it does seem like he was getting mixed messages. But then again I can only see the tiny titbit of text you posted not the entire day.

By sporty061200r | 8

#7418437 - Wednesday 1 March 2017 11:36

The movie theater blow job just gave him mixed signals, no wonder he thinks your back on track

By sasquatchius | 3

#7418453 - Wednesday 1 March 2017 12:28

Protip: Don't break up with your partner then spend 5 hours with them.

By iseebearbears | 27

#7418600 - Wednesday 1 March 2017 19:00

This sounds like an illegal relationship.