By Yudith - 27/02/2017 12:00 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I discovered a cold sore in my ear, which I need to treat with a cream. Because of health issues, I already have six different creams and lotions to apply to various parts of my body, including buttcrack and hair. FML
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Tripartita 44
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"…including buttcrack…" Oh, god, that sucks! "…and hair." Oh, g… actually, that doesn't seem so bad when it follows up the first part.

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Tumaco1963 19
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How do you get a cold sore in your ear?

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RichardPencil 30
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Which hair? Please say it's not your buttcrack hair!

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Brandi_Faith 33
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For some reason that's exactly what I thought when I first read it!

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Tripartita 44
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"…including buttcrack…" Oh, god, that sucks! "…and hair." Oh, g… actually, that doesn't seem so bad when it follows up the first part.

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sgdigaetano 3

WTMI

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Tumaco1963 19
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How do you get a cold sore in your ear?

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ThrottleJockey 34
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Which gave way to the new slogan, "once you go black, you go deaf."

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LyricaSilvan 29
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The people voting this comment down clearly don't watch Family Guy.

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loucypher 2
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Arashikage 18
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Unless you're a Doctor you don't know jack squat on what's going on with OP

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writergirl1029 17

Just off the top of my head, OP could be having a reaction to a prescription, or an autoimmune disease. Don't judge.

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cakefete2 30
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A cold sore in your ear? You gotta stop listening to so many dirty secrets.

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ASLGabby 9
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If you're already using 6 other creams, one more can't be too bad. At least it's not your genital area!

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pelletman67 16
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I thought cold sores were only in moist areas around and in your mouth i.e. Herpes in the genitalia area. I guess you have to knock out the person giving you wet willies...

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mikbrooke 25
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i get cold sores on my thumbs.

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fiercehawk 20

I foresee this resulting in more FMLs ... Best get a set of Sharpies and color code those tubes, OP.

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VoodooLuv 2

Not my business but if your getting rashes all over get rid of the creams and find out the real cause. Probably environmental(mold) or an allergy (food or detergent).

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