Today, I told my parents about the amazing guy I met. My mom immediately stormed out. My dad got up, looked at me and told me he's disappointed in me for "falling into the traps of the Internet," and leaves. I didn't meet him on the Internet. FML
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On 02/28/2014 at 9:50am - love - by littlekellilee (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall, my mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. FML
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On 02/28/2014 at 4:06am - kids - by Ohgodmother (man) - Australia (Tasmania)
↑ allie2590's comment : Well, breast is best.
Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 7:32pm - love - by Maxime (man) - Sent from mobile version
↑ Nicole819's comment : it might be time to call Cheaters .
Today, my car was found with a smashed window and a torn-apart steering column, in order to hot-wire it. The thief didn't get away with my car, though. The engine was in the garage, where I've been working on it for two days. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 6:58pm - misc - by minauto - United States (Texas)
Today, my cat pissed all over my work clothes. They weren't even on the floor, she knocked the hanger down just so she could use them as a toilet. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 5:42pm - animals - by baxeh - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 3:58pm - animals - by ricard0 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 1:30pm - animals - by SchoolFMLs (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
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On 02/27/2014 at 1:21am - work - by FallCameEarly (man) - United States (California)
Today, my store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags. FML
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On 02/26/2014 at 10:28pm - work - by Lori_ftw - United States (California)
Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML
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On 02/26/2014 at 4:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
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