Today, I handed in the answer sheet an hour into a 3-hour long exam because I couldn't answer most of the questions. Now, everyone thinks I'm genius because I "finished" quickly and they want me to tutor them. FML
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On 04/15/2014 at 12:35am - work - by idontknowwhatiamdoing (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
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On 04/15/2014 at 12:24am - misc - by heycutie - United States (Michigan)
↑ nix1993's comment : I'd love to know what makes anyone think it's ok to slap someone just for whistling at them.
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
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On 04/14/2014 at 7:43pm - misc - by stupidcunt (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with my anxiety and to meet people who felt similar. I joked with my friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML
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On 04/14/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by all by myself (woman) - Ireland (Cork)
↑ flowerbug's comment : Think about it this way: you're one step ahead of them for actually going! :)
Today, my boyfriend turned down a job that would have more than doubled his income because he didn't want to upset his current boss by quitting. FML
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On 04/14/2014 at 5:58pm - work - by heartmytrucker (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I wanted to prove to my dad that I can drive, so that he'd let me use his car in future. Let's just say I helped him remove the fence that he was planning to repair. FML
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On 04/14/2014 at 2:54pm - misc - by nemesandr26 (man) - Romania (Timis)
Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monsters in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML
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On 04/14/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by tinytiny1124 (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML
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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
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On 04/14/2014 at 2:29am - intimacy - by teddyissmall (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
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On 04/13/2014 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my family and I went on a hike to a local abandoned gold mine, with the hopes of being able to explore the caves. What we didn't expect was four miles of treacherous, rocky, near vertical trails that led to the mine. Once we finally got there, exhausted, it was blocked off for safety reasons. FML
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On 04/13/2014 at 9:57pm - misc - by bummed -
Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML
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On 04/13/2014 at 9:32pm - misc - by ohmygod582 (woman) - United States (Arizona)
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