Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML
by sleepylillion / 04/25/2016 at 1:07am / United States (Hawaii) / Love
by jlw1998 / 04/25/2016 at 12:36am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Rozeyyy's comment : This FML is the kind that requires a follow up to be fully understood. Did your girlfriend break up with you because of the cat?? Did the cat kill her!? What happened??
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
by hotmess / 04/24/2016 at 11:49pm / United States (Texas) / Love
newthoughts_'s comment : Ydi. Couldn't you go inside to do all that?
Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to the next level. While putting my hand under her skirt, I feel something out of place. I look at her and she says, “What? You prefer ladies?” FML
by Fuck's sake! / 04/24/2016 at 9:34pm / Singapore / Work
CheekyRaccoon's comment : I've heard the expression robbing people blind, but actually robbing the blind of more money than others? In hindsight he never saw it coming.
by Why / 04/24/2016 at 2:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by need new job / 04/24/2016 at 2:12pm / Germany / Work
by TheSneakyNugget / 04/24/2016 at 11:18am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/24/2016 at 10:38am / United States (California) / Kids