Surprise!

By Anonymous - 12/04/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my 58 year-old mother told me she’s having a baby. Apparently she hasn’t started menopause yet, but assumed from her age she wouldn’t get pregnant when she started seeing a man she goes to bingo with. 58 years-old. My little brother/sister is going to be 36 years younger than me. FML
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FluffythePink 22

Commiserations and congratulations? That's... Well, I guess it just proves that there's no age limit on being a bit, well, dense. If you are still bleeding, even erratically, you still need birth control. My response to this would be a clout round the ear, a hug and a non negotiable list of my babysitting prices.

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TwoBytesCarley 27

If your mother is indeed able to keep the fetus through the entire pregnancy, she will be right up there with the Guinness World Record holder; 59 is the record for a woman delivering a child after conceiving naturally. There’s a fairly high chance this pregnancy won’t succeed so please stay supportive as she may need your love and assistance soon.

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Thaylok 17

Also, this really socks because if something happens, I'm guessing you will become guardian of your sibling who is likely younger than most of your own children. now, I do uave nieces older than 3 of their uncles. so you are not alone.

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FluffythePink 22

Commiserations and congratulations? That's... Well, I guess it just proves that there's no age limit on being a bit, well, dense. If you are still bleeding, even erratically, you still need birth control. My response to this would be a clout round the ear, a hug and a non negotiable list of my babysitting prices.

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TwoBytesCarley 27

If your mother is indeed able to keep the fetus through the entire pregnancy, she will be right up there with the Guinness World Record holder; 59 is the record for a woman delivering a child after conceiving naturally. There’s a fairly high chance this pregnancy won’t succeed so please stay supportive as she may need your love and assistance soon.

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Alan 54

I looked into this one before posting, and it's actually much older: "Erramatti Mangamma currently holds the record for being the oldest living mother who gave birth at the age of 73"