Today, I got a bug bite on my boob. I scratched it so much it started bleeding so I put a bandaid on it. Turns out the band-aid had latex in it and I got an allergic reaction to it. The bug bite is still bleeding and the top half of my boob is swollen. FML
by paytonallyce / 10/02/2016 at 10:32pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by Crawlinginmymemes / 10/02/2016 at 2:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Xelabasat's comment : I hate it when this happens, you bump into someone on the street and accidentally say "existiental agony"
StormfrontX33's comment : The thinnest sliver of what I'd barely call a silver lining is that at least it wasn't a Call of Duty montage.
Today, I called in about a job application I put in over a week ago. Apparently, the branch of the company that I applied to was never given my information, and the position was filled days ago. I've been checking the status of the position online daily, and it still says that it's open. FML
by PhantomKitty / 10/20/2016 at 11:07pm / United States (West Virginia) / Work
by kpjc / 10/20/2016 at 8:29pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, I discovered that you should always check the litter box before vacuuming stray litter outside of it after my cat burst out from the box mid-piss and skittered around the house still pissing after I put the vacuum hose behind the box. FML
by mallyboo / 10/01/2016 at 10:38am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, as usual, I got to my internship early, did everything my bosses asked. At the end of the day, I was fired after 3 weeks of working unpaid overtime because they found an applicant with more experience for the job I applied to and they wanted to cut costs. FML
by Anonymous / 10/20/2016 at 1:59pm / Singapore / Work
Today, I had to call a customer. I usually try to avoid calling customers because I have a very prominent speech impediment. Well, it turns out the customer I called also has a speech impediment and thought I was mocking her. She hung up on me and filed a formal complaint with my company. FML
babyblueyes's comment : Well I'm sure if it goes any further your company will know that your speech impediment is real and that you weren't mocking the customer. Hope everything works out!
by macguy / 10/20/2016 at 10:25am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML
by Anonymous / 10/20/2016 at 9:17am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/20/2016 at 7:12am / Australia (Tasmania) / Love
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