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Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral I was told to man up. FML

#21521027
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20727) - you deserved it (1573)

On 01/30/2016 at 1:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

jadeleepenguin's comment : Sorry for your loss. No matter how much of a man you are, crying at a funeral does not mean you're weak. Especially if it's someone close like a grandmother.

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Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

#21521010
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20814) - you deserved it (2203)

On 01/30/2016 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

dontmindme7's comment : Try being more like him

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Today, I had the most uncomfortable feeling in my socks, but I didn't care to check. It wasn't until I got home that I realized that the feeling was a small thin piece of glass that was slowly cutting away at the bottom of my foot. I still don't know how it got there. FML

#21520994
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18062) - you deserved it (4043)

On 01/29/2016 at 10:54pm - misc - by MemoKrosav (man) - Mexico (Tamaulipas)

Today, I finally scrounged up enough change to do laundry, so I loaded up my car, swung by the bank to take out my rent money, and stopped at a gas station to get a drink. When I came outside, my car was gone, along with all my clothes and rent money. FML

KaylaTackett's comment : Did you leave your car running?

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Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

#21520891
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17128) - you deserved it (3080)

On 01/29/2016 at 5:53pm - misc - by Why (man) -

Today, my whack job of a father told my 8-year-old son that his cat deserves a bullet to the head for being so damn stupid. FML

Today, I'm doing an architecture course in China. My boss asked me to create a lamp shaped like a shrimp. FML

#21521055
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17063) - you deserved it (2074) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2016 at 5:38pm - work - by Anonyme - China (Shanghai)

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML

#21520882
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18164) - you deserved it (3173)

On 01/29/2016 at 5:18pm - misc - by I Tried (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML

#21520859
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11230) - you deserved it (23700)

On 01/29/2016 at 4:19pm - love - by ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML

#21520812
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17893) - you deserved it (4030)

On 01/29/2016 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked in on one of my co-workers jerking off in the bathroom, complete with heavy breathing and victory groans. I don't want to go to HR, but I can't even look at him anymore. We have to work on a project together next week. FML

#21520798
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19622) - you deserved it (1627)

On 01/29/2016 at 1:36pm - work - by Sandman2015 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML

#21520751
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17752) - you deserved it (1474)

On 01/29/2016 at 11:20am - misc - by whatarethisss - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got let go from my job, because my personal cell phone doesn't always have signal, so I missed an important call from work. My contract specifically said I'd get a work phone, which never happened. FML

#21520740
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19662) - you deserved it (1371)

On 01/29/2016 at 10:54am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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