by Angsty_Armadillo / 06/28/2016 at 5:36am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm stuck in a ramshackle house that my aunt bought and moved everyone out to. Only one bathroom works, and she won't let us flush it because the house keeps flooding. Four people are stuck here with just one toilet filled with poop and urine, while she's been staying at a friend's house. FML
by queenariii / 06/28/2016 at 1:55am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Branessa9611's comment : Just keep using the bathrooms, including the one that's broken, until she gets back. Then she'll have to deal with the consequences of her absence.
Today, as a dentist, I was performing simple tooth extraction when I realized that the X-ray was flipped the wrong way the whole time. I had to lie to the patient that the tooth that I accidently extracted needed to go as well. FML
by Anonymous / 06/28/2016 at 12:25am / Malaysia (Perak) / Work
EwahWeeWah's comment : Moron, tell the patient what you did and if you get sued then it's your fault and just accept it. People pay for that shit, they deserve a refund and your screwed them over.
by Anyonehiring / 06/27/2016 at 9:05pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
by cavallo31 / 06/27/2016 at 8:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous
StormfrontX33's comment : Count how many people were present there. That's how many people you need to tell to go fuck themselves.
by seatle girl / 06/27/2016 at 8:43pm / France (Picardie) / Kids
by Scottie Too Hottie / 06/27/2016 at 6:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, after being constipated a few days, I used the restroom at a bar. It took a loooong time before I got out. As I went to exit the bar, only the employees were still there, waiting for me because they had closed 30 minutes ago. FML
by RosaMaravillosa / 06/27/2016 at 2:09pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
by hellolaina / 06/27/2016 at 12:33pm / United States (California) / Health
by WhatALoserAmI / 06/27/2016 at 12:08pm / India (Madhya Pradesh) / Miscellaneous
by lunarclips / 06/27/2016 at 10:08am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at the airport with a cast on my leg, I fell backwards onto my suitcase. My family was too busy to notice my squirming as I tried to get up, so a kind woman awkwardly helped me off the ground. Later on, I found out my dad saw me but thought someone would help me "soon enough." FML
by kqwarrior / 06/26/2016 at 11:46pm / United States (California) / Transportation