by MissMoonpie / 08/27/2016 at 8:21am / Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant) / Love
by JTinNJ / 08/27/2016 at 7:57am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Enni / 08/27/2016 at 4:47am / Intimacy
Garnetshaddow's comment : I suppose that depends on his definition of "purpose." Does he ever want to have sex with you again? He may change his answer.
by outofluckatcollege / 08/27/2016 at 3:33am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
by young and dumb / 08/27/2016 at 2:27am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
baxeh's comment : Well good news is, since he got drunk enough on your special day, to be put in jail before you consummated your marriage, you could probably get it annulled quite easily... If he's lied to you about his legal troubles before he's probably not gonna stop any time soon OP. Best of luck to you.
by horriblelife3006 / 08/27/2016 at 2:08am / Miscellaneous
zaidthunder1's comment : Your patient has a good sense of humour.
by CinnamonBunny / 08/02/2016 at 9:27am / Love
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML
by sick and lonely / 08/26/2016 at 11:19pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, my soon-to-be ex-wife decided she'll be moving into my apartment complex. She always goes out of her way to pick fights with me every chance she gets, has alienated my children from me and has made what should be a very simple divorce into a ridiculously long and contentious one. FML
by stillnotdivorced / 08/26/2016 at 9:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
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