by spaceavery / 09/24/2016 at 12:53am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, after 3 weeks of my new job, I'm already having work-related dreams. I'm having troubles differentiating between the 8 hour shifts in real life and the 8 hour shifts in my dream. I'm doubly exhausted. FML
by do you want a bag / 09/24/2016 at 12:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, I bought a friendship bracelet. I'm not sure what's sadder, the fact that I don't actually have a friend to give the other half to, or that I'm actually wearing one of them so it looks like I have friends. FML
by very very lonely / 09/24/2016 at 12:18am / Miscellaneous
by mkonda / 09/10/2016 at 1:11pm / India / Love
Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML
by TexasGirl24 / 09/10/2016 at 8:51am / United States (Texas) / Work
StormfrontX33's comment : There's something called workers comp. They legally have to pay for your injury since you got hurt on the property. Know your rights.
Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
by indefiniteforest / 09/10/2016 at 12:11am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by gothchick201013 / 09/09/2016 at 2:43pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by jobless / 09/08/2016 at 2:18pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML
by fretting / 09/08/2016 at 1:02pm / United States (Florida) / Work
cacheson's comment : You should turn it into a sharing party by telling them stories yourself and ask who else has fun stupid stories. Maybe that will deflate the situation.
by Clumsy / 09/08/2016 at 8:06am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by mista hunna / 09/08/2016 at 1:31am / United States (Maryland) / Animals
AC98's comment : One job, op. One job.
Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML
by mymidlifecrisis / 09/08/2016 at 12:53am / United States (California) / Love
by limegreenpoopie / 09/06/2016 at 9:38am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy