By Anonymous - 2/3/2021 15:30 - United States Time to adopt a bunch of cats Today, I burst into tears when my 35 year-old cousin announced on social media she is going to be a grandma. Her 16 year-old son's girlfriend is pregnant. I am 33, single, and have been romantically invisible to everyone my whole life. I'm gonna die alone. FML I agree, your life sucks 839 You deserved it 167 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By leogs23 - 2/3/2021 20:01 Force of habit, or just mean? Today, my fiancée’s siblings kept calling me by her ex-boyfriend’s name. FML I agree, your life sucks 715 You deserved it 53 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/3/2021 02:58 - Australia - Melbourne Bad, bad mom Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML I agree, your life sucks 870 You deserved it 65 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/3/2021 14:01 Be the hero Today, I learned I will hand my daughter off to a complete stranger in order to provide help during an emergency situation. I don't know whether I feel proud to be someone who steps up in the moment, or mortified and ashamed that I gave my kid to a bystander so easily. FML I agree, your life sucks 620 You deserved it 187 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Daligheri - 2/3/2021 11:01 Sinking feeling Today, my girlfriend dumped me after we watched Titanic for the first time together. Why? Two reasons. Because I cried, and apparently men aren't allowed to be emotional, and because she asked me if I would save her or a boat of women and children first. Neither answer was correct. FML I agree, your life sucks 831 You deserved it 84 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/3/2021 02:01 - United States Whipping boy Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML I agree, your life sucks 713 You deserved it 45 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/3/2021 05:01 Men and their balls Today, five years after the birth of our last child, my husband still hasn't gotten the vasectomy he swore he would get. He wouldn't let me get my tubes tied, because it was "the least he could do," but when I ask about it, I'm a nag. FML I agree, your life sucks 1176 You deserved it 156 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Atypical - 2/3/2021 02:01 Mother of the year Today, after a lifetime of struggles, I was finally officially diagnosed with ADHD. Thanks to years of ridicule, punishments, humiliation and even beatings over something I literally could not control, I also have terrible depression and anxiety. My mom still thinks I’m making it all up. FML I agree, your life sucks 949 You deserved it 95 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/3/2021 18:30 - United States - Randolph You sleep in your pants? Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML I agree, your life sucks 667 You deserved it 125 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/3/2021 23:01 Hesitation Today, I got a great job offer but things are constantly changing at my current position due to COVID. So I was honest and told them I wanted to see what my employer could offer. They took back their offer and gave it to someone else. FML I agree, your life sucks 302 You deserved it 1410 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/3/2021 22:30 - South Africa Secrecy Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML I agree, your life sucks 925 You deserved it 70 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/3/2021 03:00 - Australia - Geraldton Not the golden child Today, my father retired and made sure to buy both my younger sisters and their partners near new cars. Despite only one having a licence. Then bought the bare minimal definition of a "functioning" car for me, as compensation for paying off the family car on my own. FML I agree, your life sucks 808 You deserved it 75 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/3/2021 11:01 - United States - Pittsburgh Missing the one Today, I had a dream where I was with my last girlfriend, from five years ago. Nothing dirty. Just leaning on each other, talking, and smiling. Woke up and felt like she was really here, and now I miss her as much as when she had to leave the country. FML I agree, your life sucks 823 You deserved it 92 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Niniva - 1/3/2021 08:01 - United States - Dahlonega Scarcity Today, after several hours, two pharmacies, several bus rides, $20, and many phone calls, I returned home. Guess who still doesn't have a glucose monitor? Yup, I have to go do this all again tomorrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 800 You deserved it 65 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By HaroldLames - 1/3/2021 11:01 What have you got yourself into? Today, the court is unable to allow me to divorce my wife because she is pregnant with our child. I have to wait until AFTER the baby is born, so that she is born inside of a marriage and not be an "illegitimate child". I was planning to move out of our house to go live with my high school sweetheart this weekend. FML I agree, your life sucks 276 You deserved it 2222 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/3/2021 02:01 - United States - Great Mills A new enemy Today, my cat jumped into my lap and sat on my headphone cord. I tried to get it out from under her by pulling on it. Big mistake. My cat is now eyeing the cord and will attack it if I move it again. I have expensive headphones and the cord is not interchangeable. FML I agree, your life sucks 584 You deserved it 347 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/3/2021 05:01 Favoritism Today, I overheard my mother-in-law say to her daughter "I can't wait for you to make me a real grandma." I'm pregnant with their first grandchild. FML I agree, your life sucks 984 You deserved it 77 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fml9124 - 1/3/2021 02:00 Animal lover Today, my 14 year-old daughter threatened to run away. Why? We live in southern Arizona. In the last week, she's found a dead tarantula and a live scorpion in her bedroom. In a couple of weeks it will be rattlesnake season. She's not liking the desert much anymore, where even the plants want to hurt you. FML I agree, your life sucks 751 You deserved it 364 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/3/2021 00:30 Hi uncle, I'm dad Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML I agree, your life sucks 1596 You deserved it 53 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SecondTimesACharm - 28/2/2021 17:01 - United States - Woodstock Is that how it works? Today, I tested positive for COVID… again. This pandemic has been going on for so long that after 11 months, my natural immunity has apparently worn off. I'm in the next group for the vaccine. FML I agree, your life sucks 865 You deserved it 128 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Imnotfromhere - 28/2/2021 21:30 Le Epic Bacon Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML I agree, your life sucks 348 You deserved it 1046 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By K.. - 28/2/2021 14:01 - Australia Put your foot down Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 1142 You deserved it 124 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mimmi491 - 28/2/2021 17:01 Get on with it! Today, I'm waiting for the second evaluator to accept my master's thesis so I can graduate. If my grade isn't submitted by the end of the week, my credits will expire, which will have consequences for my job. The evaluator is the same woman who graded essays from the beginning of the college year at the end of it. FML I agree, your life sucks 858 You deserved it 72 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Damngurl - 28/2/2021 03:01 - United States - Kula I can't quit you Today, I scripted-planned and went to quit my job. Instead, I somehow ended up an emotional crying mess during the conversation with my manager - who recommended I get counseling. FML I agree, your life sucks 680 You deserved it 226 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/2/2021 04:01 - United States - Weyauwega Ungeeked Today, while trying to fix a corrupted USB hard drive with my wife’s computer I accidentally wiped her laptop drive instead of clearing the external drive. I’m not allowed on her computers anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 230 You deserved it 1295 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Darkparcero33 - 28/2/2021 08:01 Love in the time of coronavirus Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML I agree, your life sucks 898 You deserved it 118 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/2/2021 00:01 - Puerto Rico - Aguas Buenas Dad, stop driving my car Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML I agree, your life sucks 893 You deserved it 62 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/2/2021 02:01 The Phoebe Technique Today, I found out that my boyfriend of five years has been cheating on me with other women from all the hickeys and scratch marks he has. But to top it off, he's slowly been moving out for months. FML I agree, your life sucks 955 You deserved it 197 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/2/2021 18:30 - United States - Gloucester Crossword anxiety Today, I've been so anxious that I downloaded a crossword app to try to focus. You get stars whenever you complete a puzzle, either 1, 2, or 3. I'm now up to 400 stars and placed first in a competition I didn't even know I was participating in. I'm still anxious. FML I agree, your life sucks 763 You deserved it 131 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DV. - 27/2/2021 23:01 - Denmark - Copenhagen Judge not lest ye be judged Today, my girlfriend and I, who are both heavy set, went into the pharmacy and asked if they sold any over the counter antidiarrhetic medicine. The store clerk, eyeing us up and down, said, “Uh, sorry, we don’t have antidiabetic medicine.” FML I agree, your life sucks 861 You deserved it 243 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today I cried and left because my dad was saying my s/o of 7 years is shit and that he wanted to hurt him just because he didn't want to share an icecream... I agree, your life sucks 21 You deserved it 2 0 Comments
Today my folding table collapsed destroying one of my roommates favorite cups. A few days ago I already destroyed her favorite cup, now I have to explain... I agree, your life sucks 10 You deserved it 4 0 Comments
Today, I wore leggings without underwear. When I got in the car after a busy shopping day, I realized that my pubes had poked through the fabric and my... I agree, your life sucks 158 You deserved it 809 11 Comments
Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML I agree, your life sucks 870 You deserved it 65 4 Comments