Today, I was at a really big party and everyone was showing off by flipping into the pool one by one. When it was my go, I attempted a back flip, cracked my head open on the side of the pool, and was rushed to hospital. Now everyone hates me cause the party was forced to shut down. FML
J352SAURUS's comment : If you know how to do backflips and this just went horribly wrong, FYL. If you don't know how to backflip and you did it because others were doing it, then it's sort of both FYL and YDI. I'm not sure.
Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML
by budadepressed / 07/18/2016 at 5:22pm / United States (Minnesota) / Transportation
Today, I had to visit a new office building for a meeting. Halfway through the meeting, I got really nauseous and needed to throw up. I ran to find a bathroom, but got lost and ended up in a printing room. With no other option, I was forced to puke into a large envelope. FML
by Jesstanothergurl / 07/18/2016 at 3:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
fariss's comment : Can you mail it to my ex?
by mattlikesfunions / 07/18/2016 at 2:56pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by ApplePie1994 / 07/18/2016 at 1:55pm / Ireland / Miscellaneous
Today, I was told that the $8,500 bill for my new water well grew to $11,000 because of a fair amount of overtime. I learned that the men I hired to drill the new well at our home were spending the overtime drilling my daughter as well. FML
by loserman67 / 07/18/2016 at 8:04am / Intimacy
MDoremis's comment : I would definitely file a complaint with whatever business bureau for your area. Not only is that unprofessional behavior, they're trying to wheedle money out of you for dicking around.
by bug20 / 07/18/2016 at 5:27am / United States (Ohio) / Money
by Anonymous / 07/18/2016 at 1:29am / Transportation
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
by Photoshopped / 07/18/2016 at 12:34am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Not true / 07/17/2016 at 10:56pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by pittmanw / 07/17/2016 at 10:54pm / United States (Wyoming) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/18/2016 at 7:51am / Belgium / Work
by Anonymous / 07/17/2016 at 9:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
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