By funkyhed84 - / Monday 29 May 2017 20:23 / United Kingdom - York
FML - The follow-up

Today, during my company's liquidation sale, I had not one, but three customers tell me to go back to Auschwitz. FML

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Damn, I didn't expect this to get posted at all. For starters, I am half Jewish and look like a version of Anne Frank with frizzier hair and a broken nose. As for the whole situation, with a liquidation sale, there are absolutely no returns or exchanges of any kind at the location I work at. The "customers" I was serving were a foul mouthed, belligerent couple who are the kinds of people that make...
By Karma_will_bite - / Friday 26 May 2017 18:45 /
FML - The follow-up
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Hey guys this is the OP here. I just wanted to give a little more background and clear some stuff up. So I didn't have the job for very long but it was something that I've been wanting to do for a long time which is working with animals. During my short period of time there I barely talked to my co-workers because there was just too much work to do and not enough time to do it. But when I did have...
By Why? - / Friday 26 May 2017 05:56 /
FML - The follow-up
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Yay! My second published FML! Anyway, I'm not entirely sure if the woman was running on all cylinders. Nevertheless, it's worthy of a good laugh, enough to the point of straining my sides from laughing so hard. It made my day. Love the puns, y'all. Don't let 'em fall through the holes of life!
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By sue - / Monday 29 May 2017 16:29 /
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Today, during a family meal, my mother-in-law asked me to list the foods I didn't like, which includes bananas. For some reason my husband felt it was necessary to specify: "except mine!" FML

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