Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to the next level. While putting my hand under her skirt, I feel something out of place. I look at her and she says, “What? You prefer ladies?” FML
by Fuck's sake! / 04/24/2016 at 9:34pm / Singapore / Work
CheekyRaccoon's comment : I've heard the expression robbing people blind, but actually robbing the blind of more money than others? In hindsight he never saw it coming.
by Why / 04/24/2016 at 2:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
kissingkittens's comment : Honestly this is so disgusting. Your husband is an awful person. I wish you the best,OP!
by need new job / 04/24/2016 at 2:12pm / Germany / Work
by TheSneakyNugget / 04/24/2016 at 11:18am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/24/2016 at 10:38am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that'll kill my sex drive, just so she won't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2016 at 8:46am / Switzerland (Graubunden) / Intimacy
heirofhope's comment : Communication is key. I hope you have serious discussion with her. Your desires are just as valid as hers and don't let her tell you otherwise. As your wife she is in no position to defer you, she should be doing the very opposite and treating you with consideration. I hope things work out.
Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
by just die already / 04/24/2016 at 5:55am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
by sleepingbeauty / 04/24/2016 at 4:45am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
by HomeAlone / 04/24/2016 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous