by Tank / 07/16/2016 at 7:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
ImagineCrazy's comment : Have you contacted the police?
by LacrosseFAIL / 07/16/2016 at 6:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/16/2016 at 1:53pm / United States (Utah) / Work
pjsr's comment : It's also her job to be polite!
Today, I finally finished a gruelling shift at the hospital. I hadn't slept in over 30 hours, so I was happy to get out. I was quickly rushed back in after I collapsed in the parking lot and cracked my head open. FML
by Anonymous / 07/16/2016 at 11:16am / United States (Indiana) / Health
FieldLeftBlank's comment : I'd be the first to admit my knowledge of healthcare is limited at best, but why are such long shifts even a thing? I know I wouldn't want to be treated by a doctor who hasn't slept for 30 hours.
by Anonymous / 07/16/2016 at 8:31am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/16/2016 at 5:34am / Canada (Manitoba) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/15/2016 at 10:08pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, after finally growing my curly hair down to shoulder length, I decided to get it styled for a dinner date. The stylist rolled up the barrel brush on my head and it got stuck. Hello, pixie cut. FML
by snipsnip / 07/15/2016 at 9:14pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a call from a job I had applied for. Everything went great until I realized I had applied to the wrong location, across town. I'm so broke, I went to the interview anyway. It will cost me more to pay for the gas to drive there to work, than what I will actually make. FML
by wellfuck / 07/15/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Today, I put some leggings on and I was feeling pretty good about how well they fit since I've been trying to slim down. Then I noticed the tag. Not only are they a size larger than I usually wear, but I also stretched them so badly that "Spandex" is now two words. FML
by AnotherLilyBart / 07/15/2016 at 4:50pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater / 07/15/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my dad told my mom to hurry up or they'd miss the start of their concert. She said "I'm coming, I'm coming..." and without thinking, I blurted "That's what she said." They're super religious, and I'm now grounded till January. FML
by cody4prez / 07/15/2016 at 2:23pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/15/2016 at 12:14pm / United States (Florida) / Kids