By TronCat8230 - / Wednesday 17 May 2017 17:43 /
By hes about to be a dead one - / Monday 15 May 2017 11:00 /

Today, I was out for a walk with my family when we saw a sign that read "you are here." That's when my son asked, "how do they know where we are?" My son is 14 years old. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:54 / France
FML - The follow-up

Today, as a nursing assistant, I often hear that the biggest thing people get from their job is satisfaction of helping others get better. Biggest thing I've gotten out of it? Shingles. FML

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Hey guys, OP here. I've gotten over the worst part of it, just left with a small scab under my eye. When I first started they told me all the vaccines I needed, which they would provide. Shingles/chicken pox vaccine wasn't on there! At least it's cleared now!
By SwellSwellSwell - / Thursday 4 May 2017 08:06 / United Kingdom
FML - The follow-up
Oh gosh I never thought this would get posted! I made an account just to comment, though I should have ages ago since I browse all the time. I'm glad you found this as humorous (and creepy) as I did! I've known the guy for about 4 years now, usually through group events, and this was the first time we ever went to hang one-on-one! He was always such a sweetheart and was always super polite and respectful...
By justfriends - / Tuesday 9 May 2017 04:37 /
By Monty Python's Flying Circus - / Tuesday 9 May 2017 22:37 /

Today I intended to get up at 6 am so I set the alarm for 5 am. What ended up happening was that I got up at 9 am, and the 5 am alarm will ring in two weeks. FML

By Happyhope - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:52 / Argentina
By Filingfordivorce - / Sunday 7 May 2017 20:54 /
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