Toys R Us

By J…… - 07/02/2009 21:16 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys… a big black rubber cock. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 223
You deserved it 6 961

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sigh... This is just stupid. You're using slang yourself. The last time I checked, 'fucktard' was no real word.

meganl_fml 0

ugh one time i was looking for a pic to upload of me and found one of my mom and her toys i was scared for a long time after that

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carlyr 0

wow thats hilarious- no offense

you should wear it as a helmet around the house and act like nothing is going on. that'll show her

HAHAHA, oh man that is hilarious, what did you do after you found it?

ryandanish 0
meganl_fml 0

ugh one time i was looking for a pic to upload of me and found one of my mom and her toys i was scared for a long time after that

The_Dame 0
basketballbabee 0

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! traumatizing.

"Today, my son found my playtime toy. He is walking around the house with a helmet on. I am worried. FML." agreed with 16, extremely traumatizing.

CEina 0

EWWWW! LMAO sucks to be you.. :)