By Lisa - 11/08/2018 03:30

Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes I understood why. FML
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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Did you just sleep with him out of pity? Still, lots of guys have this problem. And if he can't keep a girlfriend because of that, it's pretty petty.

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real life problems 26

I dont understand how so many guys have this problem 😂 but hey, it could have been less than 3 minutes.

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real life problems 26

I dont understand how so many guys have this problem 😂 but hey, it could have been less than 3 minutes.

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chosha_fml 26

Make sure you tell him that next time he bitches. You might be doing him (and his future girlfriend) a favour.

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jen_jalapeno 10

Well...he better start getting good at other things

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boopingsnoot 24

Intercourse typically is only 3-5 minutes. Sounds like his foreplay game needs some work, though.

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Emma Marshall 19

Whaaaaat? What kind of sex do you have 😳

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pjsr 32

He’s exactly right - look it up. Most women don’t want some guy pounding it in and out for 10 or 15 minutes.

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real life problems 26

And then they complain that he cant last? Haha yeah right.. never had a girl that only wanted sex for 10-15 min before

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Did you just sleep with him out of pity? Still, lots of guys have this problem. And if he can't keep a girlfriend because of that, it's pretty petty.

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Emma Marshall 19

Not really. Sex life is pretty important...

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Tony Friddle 11

sure, sex life is important, basing a whole relationship only on sex however, is stupid and shallow.

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Lalala579121 27

Emma - It is, but it is important for a couple to have matching ideas for what they want with their sex life. Not everybody wants to spend 24/7 having sex, believe it or not.

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Charlie Given 26

Wow ok try some heavy foreplay and have him pop one out before intercourse and I bet he would last longer guys who are sexual inexperienced or just haven't had it in a long time, that first one is like a shaken bottle of soda the slightest turn of the cap and gush soda everywhere 😌😏

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commandpriority 5

Your pussy was just that good!!! Send pics and I will prove it!

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RichardPencil 30

I hope you had the ovaries to tell him the truth.

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Davros 12

Next time throw a hot pocket in the microwave and see which one gets done first.

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