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Monday Struggles

Walk it off, girl. You got this.

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By FML Videos - / Monday 24 September 2018 12:30 / United States - New York

Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML

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By PineappleOfMyEye - / Monday 24 September 2018 17:30 /

Retiree Accidentally Steals A Car At Grocery Store

An elderly man got confused in the grocery store parking lot and made off with a car that wasn't his!

By Gloria Borger - / Monday 24 September 2018 10:00 / United States - New York

Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML

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By Lisa - / Monday 24 September 2018 14:33 /

Today, I ran over a recently-killed skunk in the road. My truck now smells absolutely rancid, and the smell will probably last for months. At least it goes well with my dog, who was also skunked 6 weeks ago. FML

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By StairwayToEvan92 - / Monday 24 September 2018 13:30 /

Today, getting home from a long day at work, I checked the mail and saw 3 envelopes from the IRS. Apparently I now owe over $4,000. I only have $2 in my bank account. FML

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By Anonymous - / Monday 24 September 2018 05:00 /

Today, as a teacher, I had a conference with the mother of a student who is struggling with behavior. Turns out the mom is the woman who does my Brazilian waxes. FML

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By cantdolife - / Sunday 23 September 2018 21:00 / United States - New Boston

No Words

wtf

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By FML Videos - / Monday 24 September 2018 00:30 /

Here Are The 14 Funniest Tweets Of The Week!

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By Tweety Bird - / Sunday 23 September 2018 17:36 / United States - New York

Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML

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By baby names - / Sunday 23 September 2018 22:00 /

Kitten Struggles

Well that's adorable.

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By FML Videos - / Sunday 23 September 2018 18:30 /

Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML

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By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 September 2018 17:30 /

Today, I found out I have to have an operation. This will be the third in 3 years, all for completely unrelated reasons. I'm only 26 and apparently my body is already falling apart at the seams. FML

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By BadKneeBackAndSinuses - / Sunday 23 September 2018 15:30 /

Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his favourites contact list on his phone with a heart image. Cute, but I saw another contact on the list with a heart image as well: his favourite take out restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 September 2018 14:00 /

Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - / Sunday 23 September 2018 13:30 /

Today, I went to my little brother's high school to speak to his counselor about his grades. On my way to the office, the office manager threatened to write me up for ditching class and told me that high school is not like middle school, 9th grade will be different. I graduated 5 years ago. FML

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By Bibi - / Sunday 23 September 2018 12:00 /

Today, I went to apply for classes at a college my parents signed me up to do dual credit with. Too bad they used my sister's social security number so I don't get credit for my old classes and my new application got thrown out. FML

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By ShinedownCM - / Sunday 23 September 2018 05:00 /

Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML

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By Bree - / Sunday 23 September 2018 03:00 /

Horse Riding Fail

I don't do surprises.

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By FML Videos - / Sunday 23 September 2018 00:30 /

Here Are The 10 Funniest Comments Of The Week

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By Chairman Meow - / Saturday 22 September 2018 23:00 /

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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By owngoalscored - / Saturday 22 September 2018 22:00 /

Party Foul

Madame is not pleased.

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By FML Videos - / Saturday 22 September 2018 18:30 /

Today, I marked 3 weeks since meeting my crazy new landlady. Apparently I can't use the dishwasher because "there's no soap", can't bring the trash cans into the garage to keep the bears from getting it, and have to sweep before the cleaning service comes because "it's not their job". FML

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By Tempted to hide a fish under the floor - / Saturday 22 September 2018 05:30 / United States - Fairbanks

Today, it's -5°C outside and snowing and it's only September. If that wasn’t bad enough, we aren't allowed to have the heat on at work due to a menopausal monster who loses her shit and throws things if we turn it on. I can't feel my toes. FML

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By purplepixie23 - / Saturday 22 September 2018 14:00 /

Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 22 September 2018 13:30 /

Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML

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By Scarred - / Saturday 22 September 2018 12:00 /

World

Turkey

Today, I couldn't get out of bed due to severe morning sickness. I have to lay still and I can only hold in some tiny crackers. It's the second day of our two-week holiday in Turkey. FML

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By Snowy - / Saturday 22 September 2018 06:00 / Turkey

Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator and has been using it for the past two weeks. When I confronted her, her only argument was "It's made me cum more times than you could." FML

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By ToysforHire - / Saturday 22 September 2018 03:00 /

ALWAYS KNOCK

Today, I got screamed at on the toilet for telling the person who walked in on me to shut the door. My pants were around my ankles, I was holding a tampon, and the door was wide open as my mom and sister ran over to help. FML

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Believe it or not, I'm OP and this was posted on my tablet, I'm on my phone now (I'll post a picture of the other account if u don't believe me). Anyways, we were staying with a bitter old woman who believes "everything I do is right" (her words). She started screaming at me for being "disrespectful". This isn't the first occurrence of her messing with me only, and she's even purposely burned my food...

By KindaObvious - / Friday 21 September 2018 16:02 / United States - Henderson