Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
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On 02/17/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by whateven333 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML
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On 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm - love - by superscript - United States (Washington)
↑ nonsensical's comment : Honestly I understand that Valentine's Day is just another day if the year, and it's not special if you don't want it to be. However the fact that he lied makes him an ass.
Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML
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On 02/17/2015 at 3:02pm - kids - by Clive81 (man) - United States (Georgia)
↑ zach205's comment : Well, your son has a future in the professionals
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
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On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
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On 02/17/2015 at 1:23pm - misc - by trolls have hit the gutters (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
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Today, I was talking to my best friend's brother after we drunkenly hooked up last night. I've had a crush on him for over a year. He ended up interrupting himself and said, "Please don't tell anyone about this. I don't want anyone to think we're dating or anything." FML
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On 02/17/2015 at 10:48am - intimacy - by foreveralone - United States (Texas)
Today, a model I've been working on for an art competition was declined. They thought I was being insensitive and "rudely glorifying 9/11". My model was about the ending scene of King Kong. I spent twenty hours on that model. FML
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On 02/17/2015 at 1:39am - misc - by Swatted - United States (Nevada)
Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML
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On 02/16/2015 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went out to dinner for my mom's birthday. I'd planned for a nice restaurant which is always packed, so I'd called for a reservation. When we got there, the hostess tried to turn us down because no one ever takes their mother out to dinner anymore, and that I was a fraud. FML
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On 02/16/2015 at 5:38pm - money - by jesterinperil - United States
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States
Today, while talking with my ex, I mentioned I was depressed about turning 40. He said he'd been depressed about turning 40 as well, until he started screwing hot 20-somethings. We were still together when he turned 40. FML
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On 02/16/2015 at 11:39am - intimacy - by notdaddy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, after 3 hours of sleep, I had to rush to my grandmother's house because she fell and couldn't get up. An embarrassed, half-naked old lady, a very wet rug, an ambulance and a trip to the hospital later, and she still refuses to use her cane and walker. I hope I'm not this stubborn when I'm old. FML
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On 02/16/2015 at 9:22am - health - by CatLady4Lyf (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
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