By chew toy - / Wednesday 24 May 2017 00:57 / United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne
World
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:49 / Italy
FML - The follow-up
Eashy Say more :
Haha this actually got posted! Hey guys I'm the OP and just want to fill in some extra information. So I woke up 20 minutes later then I wanted to, so I just rushed to get ready and get my carry-on items together, as my luggage was packed. I had no idea my roommate used or had drugs in our shared apartment, so I graciacly accepted the pillow for my flight. After going through Security, I was stopped...
By "Eashy" - / Tuesday 23 May 2017 13:11 /
FML - The follow-up
PhoenixChick Say more :
OP here- the hilarious thing about them changing the job is that the new "Graphic Sales" job involved being the customer service desk for any customer having problems with their graphics files. There are two full time graphic designers, but they decided the gal who was hired to "make sure production is kept on track" is the one who should answer every single question regarding graphics and deisgn for...
By PhoenixChick - / Sunday 21 May 2017 23:08 /
FML - The follow-up
ErinShannon Say more :
OP here, I freaked out the first few minutes and was like " DAD THERE IS A FUCKING BUG IN MY EAR WHAT DO I DO?!?! " and kept trying to dig it out. So I googled " what to do when a bug falls into you ear. " top suggestion was to not stick anything ( like fingers ) in there to get it out because you could push it further in and to get some grass so the bug can climb onto something it knows to escape....
By ErinShannon - / Monday 22 May 2017 03:47 /
By Anonymous - / Sunday 21 May 2017 19:24 / United States - Dallas
By EmbarrassedMess - / Sunday 21 May 2017 22:57 / United Kingdom - Leeds
By Deaf and Dumb - / Sunday 21 May 2017 23:40 /
FML - The follow-up
jmk10 Say more :
Op here, wow I didn't know this would actually get published. Yeah I know I shouldn't have lied but I should probably mention that I do know some Japanese (more conversational than fluent, probably enough to be able to assist a customer). I figured it would be okay. Lesson learned. As you can probably figure out, I didn't get the job though.
By unemployedliar - / Friday 19 May 2017 19:24 / United States - Aurora
World

Today, I had my first encounter with a guy I met online. When we parted, I was hoping for a kiss but instead he says to me, "I've met stupid in my life, but never like you." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:18 / Italy