FML : Your everyday life stories

By Lulu - / Sunday 16 July 2017 00:30 /

Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip 2 massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML

By FML Approved - / Saturday 15 July 2017 23:00 / France - Issy-les-moulineaux

Has everyone left town to go to the beach, or on a romantic getaway, while you sit at home, twiddling your thumbs. Don't worry, here's...

By Gasman - / Saturday 15 July 2017 15:30 / New Zealand

Summer is BORING. Nothing to do? FML is here to entertain you!

By Alan - / Saturday 15 July 2017 20:00 /

A likely story...

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years wanted to break up because I was "kissing" another guy. That guy was 73 years old and dying of a heart-attack. I work as an Ambulance Technician and was performing CPR. FML

The young French president is powerful and successful, so why can't we take him seriously? Sexy Instagram accounts like this one definitely...

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 July 2017 11:59 / United States - Manchester

15 Kinky Pics from French President Macron's Horniest Fan

By Cali - / Saturday 15 July 2017 02:00 /

Today, as I woke up, the first thing I saw was a bee on my hand. I tried not to make the slightest move, waiting for it to fly away without stinging me. The second thing I saw was my cat jumping at it. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 July 2017 00:30 / Italy - Verona

Today, I got into an accident in my girlfriend's car. While I was in the emergency room, crying from the pain, she reassured me, "don't worry, you can pay me for the damage in several installments if you need to." FML

By FML Approved - / Friday 14 July 2017 23:01 /

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Ever feel like your whole life's been a lie? Like when you found out that Santa wasn’t real or that the praying emoji is actually a...

By Anonymous - / Friday 14 July 2017 21:30 / Italy

'Harry Potter' Noob Realizes He's Five Books Into Erotic Fan Fiction

By Nina - / Friday 14 July 2017 20:00 / France - Paris

Puns, sarcasm, porn jokes, cats...need I say more?

By FML Approved - / Friday 14 July 2017 15:58 /

FML's Top 10 Comments of the Week

By Nina - / Friday 14 July 2017 14:30 / France - Paris

Tsk Tsk

Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML

By whatiswrongwiththeworld - / Friday 14 July 2017 13:01 /

Today, I got my blood drawn for a donation and they didn't warn me that I was borderline anemic. I passed out in the middle of Walgreens and woke up to people just standing there, staring. FML

By FML Approved - / Friday 14 July 2017 06:00 / France - Issy-les-moulineaux

Only a few short days remain until the new season of Game of Thrones begins! The FML Team is pretty excited, in case you couldn't tell.

By passedout - / Friday 14 July 2017 05:00 /

Winter Is Coming!

We should all know better by now than to ask a bunch of strangers on the internet for favors. You never know how they might interpret...

By FML Approved - / Friday 14 July 2017 03:30 /

Couple Turns To Facebook For Photoshop Help and Trolls Deliver

By Nina - / Friday 14 July 2017 02:00 /

Today, I was showing off the Mount Kilimanjaro tattoo that I got after climbing it. It's a silhouette of the mountain and the word "KILI" in bold. My girlfriend told her friends it was actually the Lonely Mountain from The Hobbit, and that Kili was my favorite dwarf. FML

By Temporalvisions - / Thursday 13 July 2017 16:30 / Canada - Edmonton

Today, the manager that hired me and worked for years to inspire and connect her staff was laid to rest. Hours before the funeral, her replacement told me he wanted my 2 weeks notice on his desk tonight. I've been a model employee, he just doesn't like me. FML

By FML Approved - / Thursday 13 July 2017 23:30 / France - Issy-les-moulineaux

Fight fire with... pastries? If you think that colorful treat is a peace offering, the cake is a lie. FML, right? Revenge is a dish...

By Anonymous - / Thursday 13 July 2017 21:30 /

Passive-Aggressive Baked Goods Served to Racist & Homophobic Neighbor

By Cali - / Thursday 13 July 2017 20:00 / France - Paris

By FML Approved - / Thursday 13 July 2017 18:30 /

You should be dancing in the street, but no, your Summer is going from bad to worse. Here's a selection of FMLs from the past that...

By FML Approved - / Thursday 13 July 2017 16:00 /

Summer's here and the time is right for… 10 FMLs about Summer!

By Alan - / Thursday 13 July 2017 14:30 / France - Paris

Brain Bleach Please!

Today, my mom asked me to back up her phone. When I downloaded all of her pictures and checked to make sure they were all saved, I accidentally saw the topless photos she's been sexting my dad. I can erase the files, but not the images in my mind. FML