Today, at college, the weird guy who stares at me every day came over, said, "I've made you a mixtape," then handed me an old, empty Queen's Greatest Hits CD case and scuttled off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the guy I liked how I felt by making him a mix CD. Confident, I gave it to him. After class, I went to the trash can to throw some paper away. I saw my mix CD in the trash. FML
Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML
Today, as I go to a small private Christian college, the academic dean came up to me and asked me to put some old records on CD, since I have a record player that can do that. I had to listen to eight records of old students from the 1970's singing bible thumper Christian hippie music. FML
Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping at me while pointing at his dick. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
Well, of course he used invisible tape ... so that none of his many OTHER "girlfriends" would get jealous. /s
RichardPencil 32
Bismillah, NO! An empty case, Big disgrace, Kicking your tape all over the place! I guess another one bites the dust.
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TCRII 30
Does he fit the profile of a serial killer?
manb91gb 15
It's the thought that counts... Well, in that case I suppose he should still be locked up right?
Angélique Chantal 21
Someone has a crush on you, gets his nerves together to tell it to you and all you can do is make fun of him and his attempt? That’s low girl!
RichardPencil 32
You’re lucky the case was empty. Usually, weirdos fill things they give me to their prey with “precious bodily fluids.”
jbuckets_404 39
Well, of course he used invisible tape ... so that none of his many OTHER "girlfriends" would get jealous. /s
RichardPencil 32
Bismillah, NO! An empty case, Big disgrace, Kicking your tape all over the place! I guess another one bites the dust.
Brruz 5
Best comment I’ve seen all day
bloopaloop 27
Sooo was there a mix cd in it? What’s the playlist??? If it’s the right playlist you should probably marry him
raven_of_azarath 35
No, there was nothing in it. That’s what empty means.
PenguinPal3017 19
It was empty. I assume he forgot to put the CD in it.
metalmeow 13
So he made it a while ago, put it in his car, and by the time he got up the courage to give it to you, it had turned into a Best of Queen album. These things happen.