Melted

He should have checked his pockets.

His fault for not checking his pockets.

Well, it's not the most complicated of electronic devices, perhaps it survived somehow.

Maybe he won’t be pissed at you specifically?

Yeah, where's the other one?

Just tell him you're not his mother.

he needs to check his pockets before putting his clothes in the wash lol

It'll be fine. My fiancé has put his through the wash more times than I can count and it still works perfectly. At least he's mature enough to know it's his fault and not mine. That's the real fml for you. It's his job to check his pockets, not yours.

I always find the same things over and over and over again.. tool bits and earbuds. Heaven forbide he clean his pockets.🤣

I guess that's all he has to offer lol