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It'll be fine. My fiancé has put his through the wash more times than I can count and it still works perfectly. At least he's mature enough to know it's his fault and not mine. That's the real fml for you. It's his job to check his pockets, not yours.
His fault for not checking his pockets.
He should have checked his pockets.