By shewholaughsatthedead - 30/07/2009 01:44 - Canada
The Top
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By Hungry - 14/01/2009 15:01 - United States
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By garlicbread - 26/11/2009 22:11 - United Kingdom
Panic!
By notanightowlanymore - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Clyde
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By Anonymous - 20/12/2015 10:19 - United States - Chesterfield
Vicariously
By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia
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Not into it
By JD. - 08/10/2009 05:41 - United States
Snack time
By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake
Creepypasta time
By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 15:22 - United States - Yukon
By Devlynfly - 25/02/2016 04:32 - Canada - London
Devlynfly tells us more.
OP here! Thanks for all the comments and concerns. To make this shorter I've already answered specific questions directly. She was a really nice lady and thought my hand tattoos (flowers,) were nice and just wanted to see the rest of the hidden one she noticed. After she realized just how far up my leg it went, and how high my skirt had been pulled she did back away. I could be mad at her but really I just see it as a funny story to tell, no harm was meant and she meant it as a compliment in her own way. She did tip me, and it helped my business at least since other customers felt bad for me and over tipped me. ;) Keep the jokes coming, I think they're all great!
By onlyjuggalos - 31/01/2016 08:13 - United States
By boipucci - 22/04/2016 01:04 - United States - East Brunswick
boipucci tells us more.
OP here. Thanks to the actual birthday wishes. Didn't do anything special, but thanks nonetheless.
By MonsieurH - 03/04/2014 07:44 - France - Perros-guirec
By minissaussette - 08/04/2016 23:39 - France - Cergy
J'ACCUSE!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Farnborough
Feel the burn
By Slowsky - 09/05/2012 10:19 - United States - Claremont
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By ragnarok1540 - 18/02/2016 04:35 - United States - Philadelphia
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Fortunately since we are pathologists, we don't really have any direct patient contact. However we do have many surgeons coming down to the surgical pathology lab, not to mention the poor laboratory technologists who have to work around this guy ...
By Confuseddad - 16/02/2016 22:17 - United Kingdom
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By notpregnantthankgod - 20/11/2015 17:20 - United Kingdom - Southampton
Classy
By liquidknight - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By OhNo - 22/01/2016 21:28 - United States - Bakersfield
Spooooooooky
By Anonymous - 23/09/2012 00:37 - United States - San Angelo
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Hi everyone, person who wrote the FML here. There seems to be some sort of confusion going on around here, I didn't laugh because my stepmother said that my grandmother was in a better place, It was just the wrong thing to burst out laughing to...not that the funeral helped at all. And thanks to those who made nice comments and stupid ones. It made my day a little bit better 8D