boipucci
East Brunswick, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML
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boipucci 1
OP here. Thanks to the actual birthday wishes. Didn't do anything special, but thanks nonetheless.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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emi_alejandra 23
Happy Birthday, Op!
sarika 18
Hey, at least he remembered!
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Comments (136)
emi_alejandra 23
Happy Birthday, Op!
c0ffeeb3an 15
Ever had a thought your addiction might be in a way of making real friends? No? Just putting an idea out there.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Who says it's an addiction? He might just smoke some weed sometimes
cornyrob 33
He might be addicted to weed.
puppie406 23
It's impossible to be addicted to weed though.
iislix1ii 19
Im addicted to pictures of rainbow ponies
sarika 18
Hey, at least he remembered!
thawny_fml 21
Maybe OP would have more friends if he wasn't a druggo
TheNewGuy03 29
32, it's probably just his weed man. You need to take a "chill pill" yourself.
Shade0000 9
One of the largest rules in maintaining a good business: Remember as much as possible about your best customers.
ImAFaker 29
48- he would but those pills are drugs and people who do drugs are druggos and can't be trusted
TheNewGuy03 29
Yes indeedy-doo, 79. On a side note, I don't understand people who flat out refuse medicines or medical treatment for things that are easily curable. That's basically why medicine exists.
iam2fat4u 15
What are the drugs he's dealing
Sansational_ 18
Birthday wishes and good will
HarleyBlues 24
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
commanderinkush 3
Did he give you a present?
suckceed 17
Of course he did, he needs to keep you coming back to him. Maybe step away from the drugs so that you can have people who care about you in your life. Happy Birthday, let this be a new beginning for you.
aspecialspecial 21
It makes me sad that everyone who is mentioning op's drugs in a way that isn't supportive of them is getting down voted.
SnapeIsGood 20
That is because we don't know if op smokes weed every now and then or if he does crack. We have not enough informations to blame him, so just make him feel better. Happy Birthday btw
Solano2580 24
I've seen this FML before, twice actually..
ShleeG 23
Was it this time last year and the year before that?
yahtzeesouls 12
Happy birthday mate
KhaleesiDannie 26
Happy birthday man I hope you had a good time regardless