Today, while working as a hostess, one of my tattoos on my leg was showing. It's not uncommon for guests to comment on tattoos as we're high end and I'm one of two staff members with visible tattoos. What is uncommon is an elderly lady hiking up my skirt for a better view. I flashed everyone. FML
OP here! Thanks for all the comments and concerns. To make this shorter I've already answered specific questions directly.
She was a really nice lady and thought my hand tattoos (flowers,) were nice and just wanted to see the rest of the hidden one she noticed. After she realized just how far up my leg it went, and how high my skirt had been pulled she did back away. I could be mad at her but really I just see it as a funny story to tell, no harm was meant and she meant it as a compliment in her own way.
She did tip me, and it helped my business at least since other customers felt bad for me and over tipped me. ;)
Keep the jokes coming, I think they're all great!
Why would she do that in front of everyone without asking you first?