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I bet they knew you were there and we're just joking around. If not, fyl OP
I don't mean to be rude, but you should probably the post again. The dog is a male.
#9 learn to complete your sentences and not leave out important words
Or he shouldn't reply when what he has to say is retarded.
Pretty sure by "thought they were talking about the pet until" meant she thought it was about the dog and then realized it was about her.
a bitch is a female dog. he was saying that the parents thought the dog was female. my mom calls my male dog a she all the time. she forgets he is male
#9 I think you accidentally the verb.
I see what you there
Maybe it could be a new female pet! But really, that sucks op
Don't sweat it OP, they probably weren't being serious. Parents always say things like that when they're ticked off.
What if they weren't ticked off.
It could be your mom misspoke my mom is constantly calling all our animals girls or boys no matter the actual gender
Same. My family has three boy cats my father keeps referring to with female pronouns.
Parents can be assholes sometimes sorry friend
It could've been that your mom accidentally called your pet a her. Or it could just be then joking between each other about you. I'm sure they still love you and just thought they were being funny.
Yes, its hilarious to talk behind peoples back. Especially if their your kid
My family tends to be very sarcastic. We aren't very good with feelings, but we're great with jokes. To outsiders, it can seem like we're really mean to each other, but that's just how we are. All families work in different ways. Most likely it was a joke.
Maybe you're the only one who pays attention to your dog.
I was also thinking of the same. you spoke my words.
Stockholm syndrome at its worst.
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Don't sweat it OP, they probably weren't being serious. Parents always say things like that when they're ticked off.
Maybe your parents didn't like the dog because they thought she was a bitch?