It wasn't me!
By cantwin - 31/05/2013 13:54 - Belgium - Zwevegem
By cantwin - 31/05/2013 13:54 - Belgium - Zwevegem
By Charlie - 08/09/2009 10:46 - Australia
By kingpin7 - 30/03/2011 04:43 - United States
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By Anonymous - 29/09/2014 19:39 - United States - Derry
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By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia
By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala
By ven980 - 04/09/2013 07:00 - United States - Muskogee
Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight
By thebigtwinkie - 10/09/2014 07:52 - Romania - Bucharest
After thinking for a bit, I eventually thought he was kind of cute even though the line was absolutely awful, but he had good intentions so I faked a smile, not wanting to hurt his feelings. Oh, and I'm so happy that it's published!
By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States
By John - 21/10/2014 00:29 - Canada - Ottawa
By IllJustGetYouASweaterThen - 04/08/2010 07:58 - United States
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By depressedskatergirl - 07/02/2015 02:35 - United States - Philadelphia
By drkate25 - 04/06/2013 16:28 - United States - Enfield
They were definitely playing! They did catch it again, ironically enough, in this little pop-up 'mouse hunt' toy tent thing. I managed to trap it and get it outside safely, though they miss their toy.
By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia
By xxruby - 24/02/2015 21:07 - United States - Katy
By Razi_tail - 25/06/2014 04:13 - United States - Nixa
I figured one of two things would happen: 1. He was in the same area we got separated or 2. He went back to the car. I chose to search the first option before getting a phone call that somebody found my dog. He has 3 ways to id him: dog park tag, name tag, and microchipped. It was the park tag that somebody had called on.
By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 15:46 - Belgium
By Jessica - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Rae - 30/07/2009 13:56 - United States
By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island
By OuchImAMoron - 29/11/2013 02:05 - United States - Old Bridge
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By katnl21 - 08/11/2014 17:37 - Canada - Corner Brook
It was really offensive for her to say something like that. My mom and grandfather and boyfriend were in the room too, which made it even more humiliating. I didn't know what to say, I was in shock. My boyfriend led her out of the room, so the visit ended right then and there. I haven't seen or spoken to her since, and she hasn't seen her grand child either. I'm still working on an awesome comeback speech, I'm open to suggestions!
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Then the mom bought him another one 15 minutes later. Sugar free ones cost a little more, so she was mad about that too.