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taste the rainbow
Are you serious .. I'm was writing my comment thinking yes first comment finally and I said taste the rainbow and it's like comment added. And I see yours -.- except it didn't add for some reason..
-1 Ride the rainbow and kill the leprechaun with new *improved* skittles.
That sounds like a new slogan for Gay Pride, or some shit
or were you popping colored pills cunningly hidden in a skittles bag?!
Lmao
I do this at work as a pharmacy technician. I grab a pill bottle, load it with skittles and then eat them in front of customers. Makes me feel like I'm House. I'll probably get fired for this one day. :P
4, scroll past the first comment to the second one. Then, read the comment slowly. Finally, take a crack at who may have written it.
I worked in a game store when Conker's Bad Fur Day came out. The promo item for it was a prescription pill bottle filled with jelly beans. The label looked real, but had the game logo in place of the pharmacy's logo. I filled it with orange Tic Tacs and offered them to people.
Breathe on the cop. He would smell the skittles and know they weren't pills, no?
I would have calmly held up the bag and said skittle in an inquisitive tone.
It's double rainbow all across the sky O_O
Jail. Many police officers that are very ticket happy.
Taste the rainbow. Did you get charged?
That happened at a school. This kid rented one of the school computers and then the next day they call her to the office and tell her that they watched her taking pills when really they were mike n ikes. And the parents sued them because it's an invasion of privacy.
I'd have sued the ******* hell out of 'em too!!! That's ridiculous that any school did that kinda shit… Much less that the school thought they could get away with it!
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Show it anywayThat's creepy :O
who won? they had a reason to invade her privacy
that's so messed up! what if they were changing or something?!
No they didn't, she took it HOME. School and home are two VERY different things.
Well what else is there to be funny other than that? Are you aroused by people eating skittles?
Well, in the cops defense, he more than likely didn't know that OP ended up chewing them; he most likely just saw OP popping them into his mouth and just assumed. Though, I do agree that the cop needs some common sense if he just saw brightly colored objects being placed into someones mouth and automatically jumped to the conclusion that they were drugs.
8- chewing them gets you high faster.
I know they use things like sweet tarts for acid, but that ass hat was clearly looking for someone to pick on. The cops where I live in Oklahoma are bad about that. As far as I know most have a "quota" to meet in a month or something? So they pull you over for little things to make it. :/
So I have Hurd.
People are hiring a lot of retards these days so not surpising. But I do agree with you
nothing gets you high like skittles that's for sure
No joke. They make people tast rainbows.
Not again. Damn touch screen keyboard. Taste*
-14 I remember the first time I tast the rainbow. I owed a fuckton of money to that unicorn though...
I took so many I saw a double rainbow. I was freaking out like crazy.
News flash: if you're using iOs, you can now edit comments. Stop posting multiple times, especially if the mistake is ONE letter, and doesn't cause much confusion.
I know you can. I've done it. I didn't look over it because I went to comment on another FML.
Why would someone take colorful pills? That's a straight give away. They are supposed to look generic so cops can't see the difference
He's in denial. How would you feel if someone told you that you can't do your job because drug dealers and users aren't as retarded as you?
Said like a professional
Someone's an expect on pills
lmao!!
how's this an fml? Nothing happened
this is commercial material right here
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taste the rainbow
That happened at a school. This kid rented one of the school computers and then the next day they call her to the office and tell her that they watched her taking pills when really they were mike n ikes. And the parents sued them because it's an invasion of privacy.