Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML
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Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I pulled to the side of the road to take my medication. A cop claimed he’d seen me circling the area several times and gave me a ticket for kerb crawling. I’d literally just got off the motorway to take my pills. My wife is never going to believe I was innocent. FML
Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML
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lindsaymiedema 4
taste the rainbow
angela3222 0
That happened at a school. This kid rented one of the school computers and then the next day they call her to the office and tell her that they watched her taking pills when really they were mike n ikes. And the parents sued them because it's an invasion of privacy.
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lindsaymiedema 4
taste the rainbow
Jesus_Christ69 0
Are you serious .. I'm was writing my comment thinking yes first comment finally and I said taste the rainbow and it's like comment added. And I see yours -.- except it didn't add for some reason..
Iamnotmyself 17
-1 Ride the rainbow and kill the leprechaun with new *improved* skittles.
techweed 12
That sounds like a new slogan for Gay Pride, or some shit
HowAreYouToday 34
Sounds like YOU'RE a slogan for gay pride. Pwnage!
Sunny_Eclipse 6
I wonder what's over the Skittles rainbow...
flagg1888 3
or were you popping colored pills cunningly hidden in a skittles bag?!
missy9269 2
Lmao
Nevitt 9
little did you know the skittles company had been hijacked and some skittles have heroine in them
n_epic_fail 14
those skittles commercials were always weird as hell ^____^ but I'd get high off skittles anyday!
humorizer 14
I do this at work as a pharmacy technician. I grab a pill bottle, load it with skittles and then eat them in front of customers. Makes me feel like I'm House. I'll probably get fired for this one day. :P
arrdee 0
that's funny!
dre_bro11 12
4, scroll past the first comment to the second one. Then, read the comment slowly. Finally, take a crack at who may have written it.
IndiRae 9
94- I feel like this would work even better with something like smarties, but either way that's ******* brilliant.
Arch27 27
I worked in a game store when Conker's Bad Fur Day came out. The promo item for it was a prescription pill bottle filled with jelly beans. The label looked real, but had the game logo in place of the pharmacy's logo. I filled it with orange Tic Tacs and offered them to people.
iluvhobos 5
Breathe on the cop. He would smell the skittles and know they weren't pills, no?
Jammy01jams 2
Arrest the rainbow
goebsy 8
"Today, I'm a cop. I pulled someone over for what I thought to be a drug bust. It turns out they were just eating skittles. FML."
Pixxio_O 11
At the end of the rainbow, you shall find a sack of drugs
LouisianaBob 9
I would have calmly held up the bag and said skittle in an inquisitive tone.
Ghostkiller12345 9
It's double rainbow all across the sky O_O
rainbowfun11 0
Haha
4ugu4 7
Be the rainbow... @1
krispybacon4321 23
Jail. Many police officers that are very ticket happy.
Jesus_Christ69 0
Taste the rainbow. Did you get charged?
josebeto1 6
Hopefully not, it was an honest mistake.
NeatNit 33
This is not an FML. I mean, 'oh no, a cop wasted two minutes of my life pulling me over because I ate skittles'! Shut up.
Youdrongo 0
I don't understand why people thumbed down his comment just because he was a few seconds too late.
angela3222 0
That happened at a school. This kid rented one of the school computers and then the next day they call her to the office and tell her that they watched her taking pills when really they were mike n ikes. And the parents sued them because it's an invasion of privacy.
deaper 16
I'd have sued the ******* hell out of 'em too!!! That's ridiculous that any school did that kinda shit… Much less that the school thought they could get away with it!
Glitch333 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
They sued them for watching her eat candy and think it was pills? It was a misunderstanding. That's a little extreme...
kiran_fml 5
143 they were watching her through the webcam while she was not near them
Deeznutzhairy 7
That's creepy :O
haniam16 6
who won? they had a reason to invade her privacy
yo_bro_hoe 5
that's so messed up! what if they were changing or something?!
patacus 14
oh yeah I've heard about schools lending out laptops and using the webcams to secretly watch kids. pretty sure there was a huge thing on the news about it.
Ninjasaurus18 9
What reason?!?!?!
MissSarcasm01 18
No they didn't, she took it HOME. School and home are two VERY different things.
gan4sula 2
That's funny actually
mynameis1339 0
Yea and especially that he had the cop pull him over
Jesus_Christ69 0
Well what else is there to be funny other than that? Are you aroused by people eating skittles?
juliaaalove 8
Yes because everyone chews all pills. That cop needs some common sense ha.
starryxeyes 2
Well, in the cops defense, he more than likely didn't know that OP ended up chewing them; he most likely just saw OP popping them into his mouth and just assumed. Though, I do agree that the cop needs some common sense if he just saw brightly colored objects being placed into someones mouth and automatically jumped to the conclusion that they were drugs.
samsea 5
8- chewing them gets you high faster.
RainbowHeadache 2
I know they use things like sweet tarts for acid, but that ass hat was clearly looking for someone to pick on. The cops where I live in Oklahoma are bad about that. As far as I know most have a "quota" to meet in a month or something? So they pull you over for little things to make it. :/
samsea 5
So I have Hurd.
corrinaswan 0
People are hiring a lot of retards these days so not surpising. But I do agree with you
McMike10 1
nothing gets you high like skittles that's for sure
Jacobt24 19
No joke. They make people tast rainbows.
Jacobt24 19
Not again. Damn touch screen keyboard. Taste*
Iamnotmyself 17
-14 I remember the first time I tast the rainbow. I owed a fuckton of money to that unicorn though...
Jacobt24 19
I took so many I saw a double rainbow. I was freaking out like crazy.
Soloman212 28
News flash: if you're using iOs, you can now edit comments. Stop posting multiple times, especially if the mistake is ONE letter, and doesn't cause much confusion.
Jacobt24 19
I know you can. I've done it. I didn't look over it because I went to comment on another FML.
androiddestroya 7
38 .... dick move bro
Sunny_Eclipse 6
35- So you're the one who's been messin' with mah unicorn!
MiaLoves 8
71- that bitch has been three timing us!
kleider1 9
Why would someone take colorful pills? That's a straight give away. They are supposed to look generic so cops can't see the difference
Soloman212 28
He's in denial. How would you feel if someone told you that you can't do your job because drug dealers and users aren't as retarded as you?
Jacobt24 19
Said like a professional
n_epic_fail 14
wonderful how u know this x)
chronick89 5
Someone's an expect on pills
claudiakmg 2
lmao!!
hidinginthesky 0
how's this an fml? Nothing happened
androiddestroya 7
misjudge the rainbow!! taste the rainbow!!
wishfulmidget 0
this is commercial material right here
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
I love your profile pic!!! Haha but where did the fish get the balloon??? )O (O .
androiddestroya 7
141 i swam to the depths of the ocean to bring it to him... he called me on my shellphone asking me to help him.... I couldn't deny him the help... plus free sushi :D
dAiSyLuRv1029 0
Oh!! Shellphone does wonders!!!! XD jk but I see it all make sense now:)
hotPinklipstick 24
13 I love you :) your comment totally made my day.
androiddestroya 7
glad to help :))