By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:33 - United States

Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML
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Same thing different taste

Sensory deprivation

By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
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Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.


I wouldn't say FYL, with any common sense and eyes that work you can see the Superman doesn't go upside down, and a pocket is to hold smoething in it. You put your phone in your pocket so you don't lose it, that's precisely why they were invented. Even when Roller Coasters go upside down you wouldn't lose your cell-phone. YDI OP, Open your eyes.

Actually you lay on your stomach on superman. I lost my phone on it. You have to wait untill the park closes to get it. Its really easy to lose a phone/valuable item on that ride. plus if she didnt have a buton or zipper on her pocket it WOULD fall out. IDIOT!

I don't know about your Superman, but ours goes upside down. You got gipped.

she couldnt just set them down and watch em while on a bench?...your friends a moron

Six Flags Darien Lake in New York. That Superman goes upside down and I don't think that they are any different. I think that person is just dumb.

since the fml is coming from illinois, it would make more sense if she was talking about the one in gurney, illinois. I've been on that superman before. It's just like regal described. And yes, it does go upside down.

No shit. I was mentioning the one that I have been on.

Gia0896 0

The Superman ride at Great Adventure goes on your stomach, but it goes upside down too. See: ALSO: they have lockers

yikes12345 0

wow #15 clearly has no idea what he is talking about.....

Spending 50 bucks on a new phone when the old one that has numbers she is likely not going to remember won't fix anything.

Healthenkill 0

25 and 27 Her friend decided to go on the ride so she couldnt of watched it on a bench

Lol don't they have writing on them that states they're employees? ______________________________

RAMBabyyy 0

lol I work at six flags!! EVERYONE GET A FACEPAINT!!

I'm pretty sure this is six flags magic mountain

#77: nope, great america. #53: i don't know which one you go to, but it's actually one of the more intense rides at great america

your a dumb shit, especially if you consider the one at darien lake, "your superman". you don't know what the heck you're talking about. I live in buffalo, NY, 20 minutes away from darien lake and was there Tuesday. and unless they put a loop or something in the coaster in the past four days, IT DOES NOT GO UPSIDE DOWN. all there is is a 210 ft. hill, a left right after the drop, up a smaller hill, through a left turning helix, up another hill, down, through a right turning helix, a weird tilted hill in the middle of a turn, a photo section, and 3 bunny hills. then its over. NO UPSIDE DOWN STUFF

Good for you for wasting money to go there.

Miley_Virus 0

You must be retarted, or you've never been to six flags and been on super man...because i lost my wallet and keys on that goddamn your eyes idiot

I think #15 is from California because the Superman ride there is like this the one on the stomach is like our tatsu :D

#89: r u even reading the posts? its not in darien lake! its in gurnee, illinois (or at least i hope it would b considering the OP is from IL)

at # 36 actually the six flags in st Louis has a superman ride and it didn't go upside down, it's just a tower.

just to clarify any confusion; I live in GURNEE (spelled like that to the chick who spelled it gurney) and it goes upside down. Some of the other six flags have older versions or different versions of the superman ride which is why some people say it does go upside down and some say it's a tame ride.

They use the name "Superman" too much. The one here is a sort of bouncy tower called Superman: Tower of Power which people call Superman for short. That's what I was imagining. It's like a giant bungee jump that consists of 3 towers.

#15, pockets were invented before cellphones, so no. They weren't invented for cell phones to be held.

Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.

Definitely, I would be pissed I would say that they would have to pay at least 1/2 the price if what it would be to replace the old phone

Haha, it wouldn't have fallen out of your pocket, if you had pockets.

my phone didnt fall from my pockets when i did the superman

Okay first OP says "ride Superman" than you say "when I did superman" do either of these sound wrong?

Sounds like you have a very s-m-r-t friend there. Regardless, if she's a good one, she'll replace it.

Reminds me of when this drunk guy said, "You just think you're so smuckin' fart."

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