By Punk - 07/06/2011 20:07 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML
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afdude87 6
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sounds like she's immature. probably shouldn't be bangin that kinda drama anyway.

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Emmy_The_Great 2
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I bet the wasp was evilly laughing in the next room.

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texaslonghorn 0
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she's gotta get back on and try again... it's not like she really fell off the horse this time

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agSWAAAAG 0
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Nahh a horse is too many...I was thinking along of the lines of a chihuahua

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texaslonghorn 0
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ya little wiener dog.. or just little wiener.

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NYC_Yoshi 3
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I fucking hate bees and wasps! You should have aimed your climax at it. Or swat it with your dick.

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mfjkr 10
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blue screen....reboot man REBOOT!

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kisalycorsis34 0

Now I don't have a penis, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't it hurt to use your penis as a flyswatter? I'm assuming that the wasp would get angry and sting you. Ya know, on your PENIS.

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crymore007 11
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so you used to have a penis?

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JumbledGirl 2
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in response to two above me, I don't have one either. it would be like getting punched in the boob with a javelin. with a needle ontop. so yes, it would hurt like a HOB KNOCKER!!!!

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byrdie1006 2
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not if you hit it from behind ;)

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ilovepoppa 0

Sorry but, lol(:

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smellymellyy 7
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i laughed mu ass off at this fml xD

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feralphoenix 4

my*

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afdude87 6
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sounds like she's immature. probably shouldn't be bangin that kinda drama anyway.

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gogowin12 0

Yeah, I agree it is just an excuse. She is just a whiney Bitch.

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Olovio 5

Then make a creepy overaly-manly deep voices groan and see which one she likes better.

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SteelCladAngel 0

he should innovate gorilla orgasm sounds or pig noises! haha

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staychill 16

yea it will even it out

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xXMudkipNoobXx 7

i bet whoever read that comment tried to make that sound

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Emmy_The_Great 2
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I bet the wasp was evilly laughing in the next room.

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Accept 11
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'unmanly orgasm wail' Sounds Hawt O:

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penelopecruise 2

judging by your picture, you will be pregnant in 4 months. max.

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klutzyduck1 24
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Ha ha ha, that really made me laugh, thanks.

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CrazyGirl445 4
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7-I was thinking the same thing

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smellymellyy 7
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he screamed like a little girl, it may be just me, but i would have burst out laughing. poor lad, the embarassment :')

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bigboobies44 0

hey we should text eachother

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ChiddyBANGr 13

Tell that woman that you just saved her from her untimely demise, and that she owes you a nice, mid-morning banging :)

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luvppl 6
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think about the wasp!!! it must be emotionally scarred forever!!! lol

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stevendsi 0

wasps have feelings too you know

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iltoudemone 0
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coulda at least said it was a hive of them instead of just one....

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ViciousFoxes 0

Not many relationships last after one party refuses to ever bang the other one again. What's up with all the crazy girlfriend fmls lately?

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imcutefml 0

hot gf = crazy or bitchy step mom usually.....

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