Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML
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afdude87
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sounds like she's immature. probably shouldn't be bangin that kinda drama anyway.
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Emmy_The_Great
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I bet the wasp was evilly laughing in the next room.
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texaslonghorn
| 0
she's gotta get back on and try again... it's not like she really fell off the horse this time
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agSWAAAAG
| 0
Nahh a horse is too many...I was thinking along of the lines of a chihuahua
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texaslonghorn
| 0
ya little wiener dog.. or just little wiener.
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NYC_Yoshi
| 3
I fucking hate bees and wasps! You should have aimed your climax at it. Or swat it with your dick.
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IceeCreamm
| 7
Good game bro
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mfjkr
| 10
blue screen....reboot man REBOOT!
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kisalycorsis34
| 0
Now I don't have a penis, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't it hurt to use your penis as a flyswatter? I'm assuming that the wasp would get angry and sting you. Ya know, on your PENIS.
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crymore007
| 11
so you used to have a penis?
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JumbledGirl
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in response to two above me, I don't have one either. it would be like getting punched in the boob with a javelin. with a needle ontop. so yes, it would hurt like a HOB KNOCKER!!!!
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byrdie1006
| 2
not if you hit it from behind ;)
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ilovepoppa
| 0
Sorry but, lol(:
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smellymellyy
| 7
i laughed mu ass off at this fml xD
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feralphoenix
| 4
my*
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afdude87
| 6
sounds like she's immature. probably shouldn't be bangin that kinda drama anyway.
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gogowin12
| 0
Yeah, I agree it is just an excuse. She is just a whiney Bitch.
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Olovio
| 5
Then make a creepy overaly-manly deep voices groan and see which one she likes better.
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SteelCladAngel
| 0
he should innovate gorilla orgasm
sounds or pig noises! haha
sounds or pig noises! haha
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staychill
| 16
yea it will even it out
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xXMudkipNoobXx
| 7
i bet whoever read that comment tried to make that sound
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Emmy_The_Great
| 2
I bet the wasp was evilly laughing in the next room.
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Accept
| 11
'unmanly orgasm wail'
Sounds Hawt O:
Sounds Hawt O:
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penelopecruise
| 2
judging by your picture, you will be pregnant in 4 months. max.
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klutzyduck1
| 24
Ha ha ha, that really made me laugh, thanks.
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CrazyGirl445
| 4
7-I was thinking the same thing
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SnailJamsss
| 6
hahaha!!
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smellymellyy
| 7
he screamed like a little girl, it may be just me, but i would have burst out laughing. poor lad, the embarassment :')
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bigboobies44
| 0
hey we should text eachother
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ChiddyBANGr
| 13
Tell that woman that you just saved her from her untimely demise, and that she owes you a nice, mid-morning banging :)
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luvppl
| 6
think about the wasp!!! it must be emotionally scarred forever!!! lol
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stevendsi
| 0
wasps have feelings too you know
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iltoudemone
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coulda at least said it was a hive of them instead of just one....
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ViciousFoxes
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Not many relationships last after one party refuses to ever bang the other one again. What's up with all the crazy girlfriend fmls lately?
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imcutefml
| 0
hot gf = crazy or bitchy step mom
usually.....
usually.....