By Punk - 07/06/2011 20:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 438
You deserved it 11 846

Same thing different taste

Top comments

sounds like she's immature. probably shouldn't be bangin that kinda drama anyway.

I bet the wasp was evilly laughing in the next room.

Comments

she's gotta get back on and try again... it's not like she really fell off the horse this time

Nahh a horse is too many...I was thinking along of the lines of a chihuahua

ya little wiener dog.. or just little wiener.

I ******* hate bees and wasps! You should have aimed your climax at it. Or swat it with your dick.

kisalycorsis34 0

Now I don't have a penis, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't it hurt to use your penis as a flyswatter? I'm assuming that the wasp would get angry and sting you. Ya know, on your PENIS.

in response to two above me, I don't have one either. it would be like getting punched in the boob with a javelin. with a needle ontop. so yes, it would hurt like a HOB KNOCKER!!!!

sounds like she's immature. probably shouldn't be bangin that kinda drama anyway.

gogowin12 0

Yeah, I agree it is just an excuse. She is just a whiney Bitch.

Olovio 5

Then make a creepy overaly-manly deep voices groan and see which one she likes better.

SteelCladAngel 0

he should innovate gorilla ****** sounds or pig noises! haha

staychill 16
xXMudkipNoobXx 7

i bet whoever read that comment tried to make that sound

I bet the wasp was evilly laughing in the next room.

'unmanly ****** wail' Sounds Hawt O:

penelopecruise 2

judging by your picture, you will be pregnant in 4 months. max.

Ha ha ha, that really made me laugh, thanks.

he screamed like a little girl, it may be just me, but i would have burst out laughing. poor lad, the embarassment :')

bigboobies44 0

hey we should text eachother

ChiddyBANGr 13

Tell that woman that you just saved her from her untimely demise, and that she owes you a nice, mid-morning banging :)

think about the wasp!!! it must be emotionally scarred forever!!! lol

stevendsi 0

wasps have feelings too you know

coulda at least said it was a hive of them instead of just one....

ViciousFoxes 0

Not many relationships last after one party refuses to ever bang the other one again. What's up with all the crazy girlfriend fmls lately?

imcutefml 0

hot gf = crazy or bitchy step mom usually.....