By Punk - 07/06/2011 20:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML
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sounds like she's immature. probably shouldn't be bangin that kinda drama anyway.

I bet the wasp was evilly laughing in the next room.

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she's gotta get back on and try again... it's not like she really fell off the horse this time

Nahh a horse is too many...I was thinking along of the lines of a chihuahua

ya little wiener dog.. or just little wiener.

I fucking hate bees and wasps! You should have aimed your climax at it. Or swat it with your dick.

blue screen....reboot man REBOOT!

Now I don't have a penis, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't it hurt to use your penis as a flyswatter? I'm assuming that the wasp would get angry and sting you. Ya know, on your PENIS.

so you used to have a penis?

in response to two above me, I don't have one either. it would be like getting punched in the boob with a javelin. with a needle ontop. so yes, it would hurt like a HOB KNOCKER!!!!

not if you hit it from behind ;)

Sorry but, lol(:

i laughed mu ass off at this fml xD

sounds like she's immature. probably shouldn't be bangin that kinda drama anyway.

Yeah, I agree it is just an excuse. She is just a whiney Bitch.

Then make a creepy overaly-manly deep voices groan and see which one she likes better.

he should innovate gorilla orgasm sounds or pig noises! haha

yea it will even it out

i bet whoever read that comment tried to make that sound

I bet the wasp was evilly laughing in the next room.

'unmanly orgasm wail' Sounds Hawt O:

judging by your picture, you will be pregnant in 4 months. max.

Ha ha ha, that really made me laugh, thanks.

7-I was thinking the same thing

he screamed like a little girl, it may be just me, but i would have burst out laughing. poor lad, the embarassment :')

hey we should text eachother

Tell that woman that you just saved her from her untimely demise, and that she owes you a nice, mid-morning banging :)

think about the wasp!!! it must be emotionally scarred forever!!! lol

wasps have feelings too you know

coulda at least said it was a hive of them instead of just one....

Not many relationships last after one party refuses to ever bang the other one again. What's up with all the crazy girlfriend fmls lately?

hot gf = crazy or bitchy step mom usually.....