Nahh a horse is too many...I was thinking along of the lines of a chihuahua

ya little wiener dog.. or just little wiener.

I fucking hate bees and wasps! You should have aimed your climax at it. Or swat it with your dick.

Good game bro

blue screen....reboot man REBOOT!

Now I don't have a penis, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't it hurt to use your penis as a flyswatter? I'm assuming that the wasp would get angry and sting you. Ya know, on your PENIS.

so you used to have a penis?

in response to two above me, I don't have one either. it would be like getting punched in the boob with a javelin. with a needle ontop. so yes, it would hurt like a HOB KNOCKER!!!!

not if you hit it from behind ;)

i laughed mu ass off at this fml xD

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Yeah, I agree it is just an excuse. She is just a whiney Bitch.

he should innovate gorilla orgasm sounds or pig noises! haha

yea it will even it out

i bet whoever read that comment tried to make that sound

judging by your picture, you will be pregnant in 4 months. max.

Ha ha ha, that really made me laugh, thanks.

7-I was thinking the same thing

hahaha!!

he screamed like a little girl, it may be just me, but i would have burst out laughing. poor lad, the embarassment :')

hey we should text eachother

wasps have feelings too you know

hot gf = crazy or bitchy step mom usually.....