Love, Miscellaneous, Sexism and Nice Guys: M'ladies…

M'ladies…

By Anonyme - 07/06/2025 15:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I was at brunch when I heard a table of women laughing loudly and swearing. I went over and politely told them that their language was unattractive and unladylike. They laughed like hyenas and cussed me out until I walked back to my table. At this rate, I’ll never find a decent wife. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 06/03/2015 16:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML

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Keep it to yourself

By oops - 30/11/2011 14:15 - United Kingdom

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said, "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

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Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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No uggos

By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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Freedom of speech

By Powerless111 - 15/10/2019 20:00

Today, I got yelled at for 30 minutes while on a date for using the word "bitch." I used it to describe my friend's wife, who will also yell at you for 30 minutes for using a word she doesn't like. FML

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Sounds more like a "you" problem

By Anonymous - 15/08/2021 08:01

Today, I was hanging out with friends of the opposite sex, which is the norm for me as I don’t get along with most women. Every time I spoke, I got ignored or spoken over, and they kept asking me what was wrong. Ugh, men. FML

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Run for the hills

By fuck this shiit! - 15/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML

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Thick ear

By why - 23/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I made fun of a crazy-looking woman at the park. The man next to me turned out to be her husband, and he dragged me by my ear over to apologize to her. My friends are still laughing at me and my ear is swollen to twice the usual size. FML

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By BeerSlut - 02/09/2015 21:37 - Portugal - Santa Marta De Penagui?o

Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML

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UnbrokenRose 11

Sunday 8 June 2025 1:36

Good. Mind your own f*cking business, dude.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Sunday 8 June 2025 0:07

Bet you wouldn’t have approached them and chewed them out if it had been a table of men.

Comments

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Sunday 8 June 2025 0:07

Bet you wouldn’t have approached them and chewed them out if it had been a table of men.

tiptoppc 19

Sunday 8 June 2025 8:07

If he had, justice for the public might have been rightly served.

Radulf 9

Monday 9 June 2025 2:37

As the author appears to be seeking a "decent wife," I doubt that he would have had a reason to approach a group of men. :-)

UnbrokenRose 11

Sunday 8 June 2025 1:36

Good. Mind your own f*cking business, dude.

TomeDr 24

Sunday 8 June 2025 1:59

Although I agree with you about their behavior, you had absolutely no right to go and talk to them at all. What on earth were you trying to accomplish?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 8 June 2025 2:08

I don't think a wife is in your future, my friend. With that kind of attitude you might want to commit the rest of your life to a monastery and take a vow of silence.

poopface82 23

Sunday 8 June 2025 4:02

Developmentally, the first part of the body that forms in the womb is the anus. We start off as assholes and some of us never evolve beyond that.

PuppiesKisses 19

Monday 9 June 2025 15:46

This is now tucked away in the back of my head for the next time my brother comes over.

core01 30

Sunday 8 June 2025 4:26

What gives YOU the right? You tried to control them. I'm glad they laughed at you. You have so much audacity and zero self-reflection.

tiptoppc 19

Sunday 8 June 2025 8:03

Incel’s trying damn hard to remain an incel it seems. Well deserved status. Let me guess, you scream at women outside abortion clinics and are likely slapped with an registration requirement whenever you move?