By John - 21/10/2014 00:29 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML
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WhackTheJackal 22

Oh god, hope she looked away when you finished. FYL

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Smiley_70 22

More like FML for your sister. You did the right thing going private.

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WhackTheJackal 22

Oh god, hope she looked away when you finished. FYL

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XPhoenixFire 17

Hope shes not old enough to remember it, could affect your relationship in the future.

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santosb1 11

She was probably wondering why you stood up peeing, and why you had to **** it so many times to finish

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LocsOn 13

thats called getting more than you paid for

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23lf 16

Guys do stand up when they pee...I'm going to guess you're a girl in middle school.

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soccerguy2o1 7

Im pretty sure girls in middle school know that

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WhackTheJackal 22

OP did not specify that he saw/heard her before finishing.

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thefmlman2011 36

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ChenEighty 20

Blewch has to be the best misspelling ever. BLEEEEWCH

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Mauskau 35

They said that about pwned and.. I forgot the rest.

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ZombieSazza 34

Ain't gunna be a ought eye bleach fo dat!

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thefmlman2011 36

Am I only getting down voted because of a misspelt word?

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gennyv 29

No, also because it was a stupid comment in general. :)

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AfroSamurai3000 9

You can't rush a meaningful comment just cause you wanna go to first otherwise you sound sour and uptight like in this comment ?

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Smiley_70 22

More like FML for your sister. You did the right thing going private.

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sayyestothedress 24

If OP's sister put an FML she'd get more YDI that FYL!

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oreoeater 21

#25 its not like she could've seen that coming, I mean he doesn't specify an age but Im assuming she's a bit young and probably didnt even know what he was doing.... I hope.....

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djb137 4

#94 well I'm pretty sure she eventually saw it coming

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saba_ajira 29

I hope she wasn't old enough to know what you were doing. None the less, FYL OP.

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Goblin182 26

It might be better if she did know what he was doing. "Little sister" is vague, she could be 16 years old.

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slamdunkinoreo 7

I could be wrong but I don't think 16year old girl.could be that immature . I'm guessing like 11years old.

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zBLAKEz 23

Maybe do it in your room next time and check to make sure no one's around.

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laden_swallow09 34

What, little children don't think it's fun to hide in someone's bedroom closet? Wouldn't matter.

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brand125 17

5 - so youre implying that a sister (or anyone) is less likely to hide in a bedroom closet rather than a bathroom one? thats some backwards logic

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randome101 12

People do it in the bathroom instead of their room for the exact reason of nobody is suppose to be in there, going back to the bedroom increases chances of being caught

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klg32 17

That's why you lock ur bedroom door if you're doing it there

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tony1891 22

little sister will be blackmailing you for life now.

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nolannolan16 8

Wow... Now she knows not to intrude on others personal time....

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s3kShUn47 20

Jeez, I'm speechless. I'm not sure who I feel worse for, OP, or their sister

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junkman6 22

Well it's almost Halloween so expect assholes(I mean wonderful people with great holiday spirit) to be jumping out of everywhere trying to scare you.

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