FML : Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML

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Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

ven980 Say more :

Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight

By ven980 / Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:00 / United States - Muskogee

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By ven980 | 10

#5658843 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:48

By xlord | 27

#5659335 - Thursday 5 September 2013 02:38

The clerk was probably rude because he has to deal with drunk assholes every single night for a piss poor low wage.....

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By MissWhitneyB | 17

#5658218 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 12:05

You should have left him there for him acting stupid!

godisnowhere41 | 5

#5658230 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 12:08

You brother doesn't like being cheated of his Cheetos

Ashamed_Sister | 52

#5658339 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 01:38

I’m quite certain you didn’t have to bail him out this. A day in a prison cell might change your brother’s opinion about appropriate behaviour...

mattjamt | 16

#5658420 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 03:06

This was already an FML... just at a liquor store...

Ian7890 | 22

#5658457 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 03:50

I agree with 33, my brother went to jail for a week and he said it was horrible and he never wants to go back.

Melix | 31

#5658478 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 04:05

Imagine what he would do for a Klondike Bar 0_0

fuckyourlifeOP | 25

#5659530 - Thursday 5 September 2013 05:32

his brain is full of hot air... just like a cheetos bag. seriously though, he should have stayed in there. that clerk didnt do anything to deserve that. :/

By iSativa | 24

#5658219 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 12:05

I would have let him sit in jail for a night or two. That's ridiculous. Anybody who works customer service knows that it sucks beyond reason and stupid people like your brother are the reason it sucks.

NoNamesFree | 8

#5658613 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 05:30

I agree Cheetos are amazing, but it's not the clerks fault.. So I agree with you!

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5658633 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 05:46

No way! The clerk had that coming. Probably had this real sinister grin while telling OP's brother they were out, but you could see the cheese dust left on his hands! Then just to rub salt in his wounds he decided to lick all that cheese dust without even offering OP's brother a little taste.. Damn you Cheetos clerk, damn you!

binger_gitch | 12

#5900136 - Sunday 30 March 2014 11:13

Guys, how does OP deserve this?

By zahra_786 | 19

#5658222 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 12:06

Wow, he needs to learn to control his anger. Poor clerk :(

FinalDarkWraith | 10

#5658315 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 01:08

I'd say that clerk sure felt the arm of robbery…

Little4Bear | 10

#5659654 - Thursday 5 September 2013 08:05

I feel really bad for the clerk. It's a pain in the ass to have to deal with crazy people like OP's brother. Staying in jail would've been the perfect punishment for his over reaction and out of hand behavior.