By UngratefulBrat - 28/12/2012 07:03 - United States - New York
The Top
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By singleandheartbroken - 17/08/2009 12:04 - Australia
ryan_j009 tells us more.
By hellnooo - 15/08/2009 23:06 - United States
Best to check
By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 08:00
Yikes
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Broken bum
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Company ink
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By drunkard - 13/08/2009 14:16 - Germany
obsdwitDBH tells us more.
OP Here! First off, the company ISP is based in Germany, but I'm in the Netherlands. Secondly, I didn't know it was her f*cking dad! This older guy just comes up and is like, "Hi, how are you?" and everything and he starts talking about rock climbing... I mean, come on. First 5 minutes, okay, the dude was busy for what felt like 10, maybe 20 minutes. I couldn't handle it. I went to kiss my girlfriend to tell her goodbye cause I saw her grab her stuff and she says her dad is here to pick her up, and that's when I see her to hug him and realize it's him. Now, that's more than 170 characters, which is all that is allowed.
Toynado
By Dad41 - 21/06/2019 12:00
They hated her because she spoke the truth
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By ToughTitties - 14/12/2012 13:45 - United Kingdom - Woodford Green
ToughTitties tells us more.
Hey guys, its the OP here (didn't get an account to post the FML, but had to in order to comment, hence the name change) I'm not fat, I'm probably about 125 pounds and 5 foot 3, I was just leaning over- you know how your tummy kinda.. yeah. You guys get the idea! My boobs are way bigger than my tummy so it's all good. But I'm probably going on a diet after the holidays, because you guys are such ... well.. I can't say inspiration, more like a virtual kick up the backside. Thanks for commenting on my post, and happy holidays to you all!
Small town blues
By Alyxandrea - 25/05/2020 23:00
Assumptions
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Alexa, play "Living Doll" by Cliff Richard
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By KennyDidIt - 09/12/2012 13:18 - United States - Grand Bay
Bingo wings
By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States
Knock next time
By my eyes!! - 27/05/2020 08:00
But they're so cuuuuute
By britanyann - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States
FIFA 2022
By GettingalawyerASAP - 01/12/2022 16:00
Keywords
ok everyone, im the OP, hear me out. 1. "..i've been treating her extremely well.." the reason why I said that was not because I'm a jackass, it was so you all knew that I didnt disrespect her or lie to her or anything, in case you would accuse me of being a shitty boyfriend. I wasn't at all. I used to surprise her with flowers occasionally, which I'd never done before with any other woman. (which does not mean i was a shitty boyfriend to my other girlfriends.. it just means i tried extra hard with this girl.) 2. all of you have been saying "well at least you didnt get to ask." Ok, yeah, I didn't say the words "will you marry me", but I had the ring in my hand and was about to get on one knee.. but before I could she stopped me.. so I'm guessing she realized that I was going to pop the question. 3. pimpin88 - once again, you have mistaken me for someone I am not. I was not clingy, I was just telling the world of FML that i really *DID* care about her.. I mean 5 years for god's sake.. sorry, i'm still bitter.. it's weird that you say that because in our relationship she always seemed to be interested in only me.. even in the last week that we were together it was all totally fine. I have no idea what happened. Nothing changed, at least I dont think...