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By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 05:00
By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 05:00
By WeiXinLun - 25/12/2013 06:22 - United States - Union City
By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands
By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States
By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States
By hadakanbo - 17/04/2020 05:00
By grow up! - 07/08/2021 14:01
By Decibell - 18/04/2020 05:00
By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada
By whereismyprince? - 18/12/2013 17:01 - Canada - Sherwood Park
By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States
By Homophobic wankers - 11/08/2021 14:01
By Anonymous - 28/10/2022 16:00
By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States
By singleandheartbroken - 17/08/2009 12:04 - Australia
ok everyone, im the OP, hear me out. 1. "..i've been treating her extremely well.." the reason why I said that was not because I'm a jackass, it was so you all knew that I didnt disrespect her or lie to her or anything, in case you would accuse me of being a shitty boyfriend. I wasn't at all. I used to surprise her with flowers occasionally, which I'd never done before with any other woman. (which does not mean i was a shitty boyfriend to my other girlfriends.. it just means i tried extra hard with this girl.) 2. all of you have been saying "well at least you didnt get to ask." Ok, yeah, I didn't say the words "will you marry me", but I had the ring in my hand and was about to get on one knee.. but before I could she stopped me.. so I'm guessing she realized that I was going to pop the question. 3. pimpin88 - once again, you have mistaken me for someone I am not. I was not clingy, I was just telling the world of FML that i really *DID* care about her.. I mean 5 years for god's sake.. sorry, i'm still bitter.. it's weird that you say that because in our relationship she always seemed to be interested in only me.. even in the last week that we were together it was all totally fine. I have no idea what happened. Nothing changed, at least I dont think...
By Anonymous - 31/10/2022 22:00
By icegirl38 - 03/03/2010 15:09 - Iceland
Snick, i'm sorry my grammar isn't perfect but I live in Iceland so i'm not used to the language. And yeah, I couldn't smell it because I have a cold! :(
By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By lezbplove - 19/03/2011 05:26 - Canada
By hellnooo - 15/08/2009 23:06 - United States
By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
By drunkard - 13/08/2009 14:16 - Germany
OP Here! First off, the company ISP is based in Germany, but I'm in the Netherlands. Secondly, I didn't know it was her f*cking dad! This older guy just comes up and is like, "Hi, how are you?" and everything and he starts talking about rock climbing... I mean, come on. First 5 minutes, okay, the dude was busy for what felt like 10, maybe 20 minutes. I couldn't handle it. I went to kiss my girlfriend to tell her goodbye cause I saw her grab her stuff and she says her dad is here to pick her up, and that's when I see her to hug him and realize it's him. Now, that's more than 170 characters, which is all that is allowed.
By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 02:00 - Australia - Fitzroy
By BIGMOUTHD00D - 18/11/2022 02:00
By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States
By me - 14/01/2012 01:38 - United States
By uncoretard - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:14 - United States
By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 05:06 - United States
By HeartbrokenMom - 18/11/2022 12:00
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OP here! this actual happened a while ago, but the principle is still the same. the neighbors with the chihuahua, they occasionally yell at the dog to shut up. for the most part, they do nothing. it's not too loud to legally make a noise complaint, but loud enough to be an awful annoyance. as for the ones with the rooster, they don't even speak English. they're from Hong Kong, so they only speak Cantonese, which i don't speak. and i live in the middle of suburbia, so the rooster is very illegal. a 1000$ fine, i believe, if reported. the rooster usually gets really loud around 10, so it sometimes wakes me up, sometimes not. the chihuahua is pretty much 24/7. any more suggestions are more than welcome though, thanks!