Chill your jets, Billy Bragg

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 12:00 - Australia - Fitzroy

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Today, I went down on my partner to the point where she suffered a TIA (transient ischemic attack) and lost consciousness temporarily. It seemed like she'd had a stroke, so I ended up having to call an ambulance, and she gets to spend two days in hospital because I apparently give excellent oral. FML
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poopface82 19

Not that you’re bragging or anything

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Nikki 17

I love when people come on here to boast and just give off the most small dick energy ever!

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poopface82 19

Not that you’re bragging or anything

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ashlston 12

TIA being a small stroke. Your oral did not cause a stroke.

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RichardPencil 30

You ought to write that on a business card and hand it to women at bars. Your phone will blow up.

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Nikki 17

I love when people come on here to boast and just give off the most small dick energy ever!

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vchan 20

That was caused by the ******. I knew someone who had TIA attacks each time she had an ****** (because of health problems). All you can brag about is having given her an ******.

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Wadlaen 23

I'd like to see that on a CV! Congratulations, BTW!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Let's try this again, but from the perspective of your girlfriend who actually had the FML moment: "Today, and to my surprise, my boyfriend managed to make me ****** from oral sex. It was such a shock to my system that I ended up having a transient ischemic attack, and I ended up in hospital for two days. FML."

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