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aw man I am SO sorry OP. He's just a cuntmonkey (lame ass insult but it probably fits him.) I hate how ppl are expected to all look slim. You probably aren't even fat at all. God, most ppl tell me I'm not fat, and my dad likes to keep calling me fat. He's just jking, or so he says, and he doesn't even realize how his "jking around" isn't even funny. It just makes me feel bad about myself. Even if you ARE a bit bigger than average, OP, I'm sure you're pretty. Skinny doens't auto

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Just return the favor. Not that difficult. "That's okay, I have another 2-incher meeting me around that time too"

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Agree with 27. 12 shut the fuck up. You too 38, it's called private messages. Why is it that only people without pictures seem to flirt with people in the comments section? Insecure fail =/

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Flirting on FML is shit anyway, it doesn't even make sense... So stop being poofs and go to a club or somethin to get muff... "Amateurs"

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Just be glad that you got some. With how fat I'm thinking you are I bet it's been awhile and is going to be until you get some again.

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YDI for having sex out of a relationship and expecting the guy to give a shit about you and then complaining about it. OP I hope you punched that womanizing piece of shit.

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wow what did you expect you had sex with a random guy. slut. or maybe not a slut but you def have no morals and sluts don't either.

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and for wearing shoes. You deserve it for straying out of the kitchen and wearing shoes. Make me a sammich.

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Yeah I think it was meant for the fml about the person's grandma passing away and no one from their family calling to notify them.

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I know this is really late but 74 just cuz somebody has some meat on their bones does not make them fat >:0

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More like you shouldn't complain about stuff like this happening if you're going to sleep with people outside a relationship.

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