Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
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JMichael
| 25
She's not very bright it seems.
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auro7
| 18
Prank call her back. Just remember to use *67
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JMichael
| 25
She's not very bright it seems.
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airforce987
| 20
If I was OP I would call back and be like "I just had the weirdest conversation with a telemarketer, have they been calling you too?" lol
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Zebediabolical
| 37
It's a good thing she's hot cuz she's not that smart. She'll be one of the first to go when the Terminators come.
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evilplatypus
| 38
Where does it say she's hot?
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naarz
| 9
Yea i agree with #22, just to show her how smart she is, and at least this way OP can have a real conversation with his crush.......and who knows she just might be interested in talking to OP and giving him chance......hopefully he will figure out something
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Zebediabolical
| 37
It's a reference to a post from another website.
notalwaysright.com/why-judgment-days-gonna-be-a-cakewalk/2077
notalwaysright.com/why-judgment-days-gonna-be-a-cakewalk/2077
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thebiglloydtree
| 12
Why would he be interested? She clearly has no respect for him. She sounds like a bit of a bitch.
IMO, op should be holding out for someone worth his time.
IMO, op should be holding out for someone worth his time.
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djkazic
| 5
We don't really know; she could be doing it in lighthearted fun as well.
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jakeanon
| 1
not bright, and nor is she nice.
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aimzskee
| 30
Exactly. I don't think a prank call necessarily makes her a bitch.
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fmylifeNOT
| 15
At least she called you...
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sarah6786
| 14
Not really a bright side to this one...
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razzledazzle21
| 23
Well the bright side is he now knows she's an idiot and can move on to finding someone else to like.
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Fuaaad1994
| 31
Time to crush on someone else I'd say, depending on whether that prank was a playful one or not.
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Kyuzomi
| 12
No she didn't...? What?
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Kyuzomi
| 12
Nvm, I take back my last comment, I didn't do my research before I commented I'm sorry!!! D:
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RedPillSucks
| 31
That's suppose to be "Oh no she di''nt!"
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auro7
| 18
Prank call her back. Just remember to use *67
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jkmartinjk
| 16
Feeling left out here... what does *67 do?
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kinky44
| 28
Makes you appear as hidden in caller I.d.
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Ambient25
| 24
It actually unleashes a hell storm of fat sucking gremlins through the phone line which pop out on the other end and cause OP to start a venture company dealing with fake designer watches made in Guatemala. As we can see it never occurred.
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Never_Land
| 10
Haha 21 I like the way you think friend
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sempiternal80816
| 9
You'll fall for anything won't you??
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cyttex
| 13
He'll fall for anything? What. She failed at prank calling. Op wasn't fooled by anything.
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BeepBeepSwerve
| 9
no but i'm sure you'd fall off the tower of stupidity huh?
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cyttex
| 13
We'll that could
Mean anything, hopefully she is prank calling because he likes you.
Mean anything, hopefully she is prank calling because he likes you.
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cyttex
| 13
She* and due to my comment that was most lacking in intelligence I do offer my apologies.
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Ambient25
| 24
Apologies accepted. The grammar nazis have been told it was a false alarm and gone home. But should it happen again, then tonight....you.
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Rainhawk94
| 27
You should've said i know who you and i will kill you, giggle and hang up
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cyttex
| 13
I feel the giggle ruins it.
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frggl_grrl
| 5
Depends on how creepy your giggles sound
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
It's like you combined Liam Nesson from Taken and Elmo and created a really creepy ass dude.
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Rainhawk94
| 27
Yes that was the point
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Ambient25
| 24
Thankfully she didn't use a soundboard on you OP. My roommate actually got me with a "Full Metal Jacket" sound board....I hate him.
Also how did you know her number...?
Also how did you know her number...?
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Bano360
| 25
By stalking her? Isn't that the usual thing to do when you like someone?
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Zebediabolical
| 37
By the name that popped up on Caller ID?
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joea21
| 21
At least she's thinking about you
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SgtAssCheeks
| 21
Maybe not on good terms though
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perdix
| 29
She wants to suck your fat -- nothin' wrong with that ;)
(That rhymes!)
(That rhymes!)
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Ambient25
| 24
TELEMARKETER you clutz!
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perdix
| 29
#15, klutz*
Look, talking about fat-sucking usually leads to fat-sucking.
Look, talking about fat-sucking usually leads to fat-sucking.
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RoseBlack123
| 37
Perdix - you're a poet, and didn't know it!
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Ambient25
| 24
Yes he's a true poet, yet barely shows it.