Today, my mom was telling me a funny story about when I was young. I said, "Yeah I was funny, huh?" She replied, "Yep, I had a funny one and a pretty one." FML
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Today, I told my mom a funny story, and she responded with, “Yeah, I saw it on your Instagram last week.” My life is now reduced to reruns. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I was sitting in my garden with my younger sister when she told me that she'd found pictures of me from a decade ago. She also told me that I've changed a lot over the years, because back then I was still pretty. My neighbours overheard it and started laughing out loud. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I was looking at baby photos of me with my mom. I realized that I was making a funny face in some of them, particularly when smiling. I asked my mom if that was a silly face I used to like making. She replied, "Oh, Honey no, you had Bell's Palsy until you were two." FML
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k_tumble 0
Hah that's ace - FYL. Though she could have been talking just about you... saying you're funny and pretty.
2random 0
LOL mums are the best
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Comments (15)
2random 0
LOL mums are the best
k_tumble 0
Hah that's ace - FYL. Though she could have been talking just about you... saying you're funny and pretty.
happygoluckyhh 0
Awww I feel so bad. I would have put on a sad face, walked away, and locked myself in my room for hours and hours and not talk to her until she appoliges. What a bitch!
darthtrey 0
You're a loser. Get over yourself
milgalo 0
Aww that sucks. D:
Darraghscoot 0
wow your gay it was a joke dont cry
mariahrawks 0
awwww. Atleast she loves youu.
Quidikic 9
win
maybaybe 0
Aww. So mean :/
thedawson890 0
it is better to be funny then to be pretty :D
doglover100 28
That's mean.