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  sirfuzzitoes  |  0

I wouldn't do the same, but that's awesome! You should try to get something more out of the situation, like have your friend give you a blowjob, just for the fuck of it. OR have sex with her mom.

  ninja578  |  0

OP, sounds like your relationship is more of a friends with benefits then anything else...
you guys should just call it that and not lie to each other... and it is not pathetic, the couple feels the same way, so there can be no guilty party, no love, nothing to break.

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Quite agreed.
OP, you are a sad, sad man. You've basically told us that you're going to let her sleaze around with whoever she wants, whenever she wants, just so long as she pays your own dick some attention every month or so.
There's no "I can't get laid otherwise" there's "I'm a sad, lonely, desperate, and lazy boy"

  ms_nobody  |  0

HAHA! very well said...there's only real 2 reasons people cant get laid because they are too picky or simply are not trying! in both situations it is the unlaid persons fault! so i dont feel bad for them

  Hich17  |  0

Damegreywulf - ...That's why he said "F my life".

See, you're at this website called "", and ON this website, people post stories explaining why their lives suck.

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

He said "FML" because he says he CAN'T get laid otherwise, but the truth is that he just isn't trying hard enough, or isn't even willing to try.
Yes it's true his life sucks, but it's only his fault.

Also, there is no real point to your post. What part of my post made you think I was unaware of the site's basic idea? It seems more to me you don't understand it, as you didn't consider the "YDI" part.

  Theo_fml  |  0

Well, not really, since he's only doing it for the sex and, as stated above, for a human sex toy. Thus, he's not suffering at all. He doesn't care, he doesn't love her. However, I don't understand how that's a FML.

By  xilix_fml  |  0

You go, man. She clearly doesn't love you and deserves to be hurt if she really believes you love her... that or neither of you care if you have sex without love, so now its a win-win for you. Nice maneuvering.