By icegirl38 - Iceland
Today, my throat is really swollen so I can only drink liquid. I noticed home-made ice-lollies in the freezer and had one. It tasted funny. Turns out my little brother had peed in one of those ice-lolly box and put it in the freezer. FML
icegirl38 tells us more :
Snick, i'm sorry my grammar isn't perfect but I live in Iceland so i'm not used to the language. And yeah, I couldn't smell it because I have a cold! :(
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  Cinn_fml  |  22

@novakman - would you really think your sibling would make pee-lollies? I'm sorry, but out of the two possibilities I'd think random pee-lollies are less likely than random ice-lollies, or at least in most houses.

  reyemrein  |  0

I too feel the OPs pain. For my entire life I have only been able to drink liquid. No matter how hard I try to quench my thirst with gasses and solids, I simply can't do it.


... Well that sucks. but shouldn't you have done a little research before sticking a Foriegn Frozen treat in your Mouth? Didn't you notice it was Yellow? You should start Checking from now on. You never know what it could be.

  monnanon  |  13

what do you usually apply to something that is swollen?? Ice i believe. in all my many years of tonsilitus i have never been told not to eat/drink cold stuff infact once they take your tonsils out your poor swollen throat is soothed with ice cream.

  marinus_fml  |  19

I believe that this is a fake! urine does not freeze in a nomral house freezer! due to the large amounts of salt in it. Urine didnt freeze at -70 degrees celcius as tested by mythbusters! i think this is a busted FML


mythbuster conclusions aren't worth shit. It's a funny show with lots of explosions, but it is nearly as far away from real science as CSI is.
The last time I watched it, they went to test glass cutters for criminals. "Conclusion": myth busted because it will cut the glass, but the cutted-out part will fall down and make a noise. It diddn't even occur to them that such a fine thing like a suction cup does exist and is used in every occurence of the old criminal-cuts-glass in the media. I think in the same show they tested infra-red-detectors and were completely dazzled that something cold would not activate it. no shit, sherlock.

  amymarie13  |  0

snick-- do you wanna be a grammar teacher when you grow up? and if you were on a date I bet you'd correct them and piss them off like you piss everyone else off

  xxxjj18  |  2

Hey snickerdoodles, all of your comments are grammatically incorrect; after a punctuation mark like a period or exclamation point, you are supposed to use two spaces instead of one to start the next sentence, like so:
This is incorrect. It has one space.
This is correct. It has two spaces.

Now shut the fuck up about other peoples comments--and yes, my first sentence was a huuuugggeeee run on. We all know.


Actually, no. Double spaces were never required (just a typographic convention for monospaced fonts on typewriters) and are obsolete since 60 years. Double fail for you because FML/HTML removed your second space.

By  MrMaD_fml  |  2

snick, man...seriously. you need to let go of this "I analyze all grammatical flaws in an attempt to make me seem more intelligent online" gimmick, it's already old.

get a personality, lamer.