By slightlyfamous - 17/01/2016 13:59 - Canada - Port-menier
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Owl be there for you
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Good question
By lady parts - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Bluff
Probably for the best
By Anonymous - 05/02/2019 04:00
Sorry Stuart…
By connor1701 - 27/02/2017 20:00
Busted
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Healthy family
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By texaskitty86 - 26/12/2016 05:58 - United States - Gilbert
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Holy crap I finally got published! A little back ground, we knew that mom and her now husband had gotten a marriage license almost 2 months ago but had never gotten it signed (therefor not legally married). We had talked about it the week before and she had told me she didn't think she'd go through with it because he is an alcoholic (like her), abusive, and irresponsible. We were shocked and more then a little upset that she had gone through with it, and that she hadn't told anyone about it, but at this point we're all used to this kind of behavior and I haven't talked to her since.
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 06:04 - United States
Copycat
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Nuneaton
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By seriouslywtf - 28/04/2009 03:06 - United States
Relax
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Close to you
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By gracezering - 17/06/2014 11:45 - United States - Jeffersonville
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I'm the OP and the cashier was a female. I know! Wtf, right??
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Hey guys, OP here. It was an overnight flight so they had the lights off, but I could still see the outline of objects and he definitely moved right before he tripped me. And my eyesight is fine. I just can't believe this got posted