Gangsta

By Wolf - 07/11/2018 15:30

Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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Deez_Knots 10

Drug dealers accept credit now?

Don't you hate it when someone else has fun using your hard work? Usually thats called marriage.

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"Land of the free" lol

Don't you hate it when someone else has fun using your hard work? Usually thats called marriage.

That’ll go great with your new office furniture.

Deez_Knots 10

Drug dealers accept credit now?

Could have been over the counter

Either you need to secure your bank information better, or you need a new bank. Don't use public networks to do your online banking.

When you make up a story, make sure it makes sense.

I honestly didn't know you could buy crank with a debit card.