Money: Gangsta

Gangsta

By Wolf - 07/11/2018 15:30

Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2014 20:15 - United States

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

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Money money money

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 20:00

Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML

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You deserved it 635

By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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You deserved it 2 315

By DumbLackofLuck - 22/12/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I waited until the last minute to do my Christmas shopping. Today, I also discovered that my bank account has been frozen due to suspicious activity. FML

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By murphslaw - 29/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, as I was doing the morning count for the registers, a lady walked by and saw me. She's got Alzheimer's, and thought I was robbing the guy I'd bought the store from, so she called the cops. I spent six hours in jail while they looked into it, and didn't even get an apology. FML

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You're nicked!

By Jong - 10/03/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I arrived at work, only to be arrested and accused of stealing over $8000 from my job. Five hours later at the police station, the discovery was made that the actual thief had an employee ID one digit different than mine. He works at another location over 1200 miles away. FML

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By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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Busted

By bustedfornuthin - 08/09/2010 04:42 - United States

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

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By lamed - 04/12/2009 22:01 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML

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Deez_Knots 10

Wednesday 7 November 2018 19:01

Drug dealers accept credit now?

whiskey'swino 15

Wednesday 7 November 2018 16:16

Don't you hate it when someone else has fun using your hard work? Usually thats called marriage.

Comments

Ksweety_fml 27

Wednesday 7 November 2018 15:33

Oh my!

A Frenchy in Eire 31

Wednesday 7 November 2018 16:07

"Land of the free" lol

whiskey'swino 15

Wednesday 7 November 2018 16:16

Don't you hate it when someone else has fun using your hard work? Usually thats called marriage.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 7 November 2018 17:28

That’ll go great with your new office furniture.

Deez_Knots 10

Wednesday 7 November 2018 19:01

Drug dealers accept credit now?

acmariner99 25

Wednesday 7 November 2018 23:37

Could have been over the counter

Razell 13

Wednesday 7 November 2018 20:29

Either you need to secure your bank information better, or you need a new bank. Don't use public networks to do your online banking.

Jorn van der Ar 13

Thursday 8 November 2018 18:52

When you make up a story, make sure it makes sense.

Listerinekiss 8

Friday 9 November 2018 6:49

I honestly didn't know you could buy crank with a debit card.

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