Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML I agree, your life sucks 55529 I agree, your life sucks 55529 You deserved it 5119 You deserved it 5119 7 0 3 42 By SirDirtyRedD - / Saturday 25 January 2014 01:03 / Iceland - Reykjav
Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't... I agree, your life sucks 29351 I agree, your life sucks 29351 You deserved it 2294 You deserved it 2294 72
Today, I was babysitting my 5 year old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up,... I agree, your life sucks 61728 I agree, your life sucks 61728 You deserved it 6937 You deserved it 6937 61
Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream.... I agree, your life sucks 49883 I agree, your life sucks 49883 You deserved it 26728 You deserved it 26728 333
Today, the girl i am in love with drunk texted me that she loves me. That's the second time this has happened. She cannot even say she has feelings for... I agree, your life sucks 1220 I agree, your life sucks 1220 You deserved it 90 You deserved it 90 12
Today, I was put in the middle of a decision; either sleep without a heater on and see my breath at night, or sleep with a heater, and risk heat stroke.... I agree, your life sucks 45 I agree, your life sucks 45 You deserved it 4 You deserved it 4 6
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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