Valentine's slay, Intimate moments and Work: Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get...

By Hello condoms and lube - 09/02/2016 21:53 - United Kingdom - Lewes

Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML

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By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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By jend - 23/05/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML

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By fuckedalready - 03/02/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

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Trash

By Attack of the drunk caveman - 14/04/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I'm a hotel housekeeper. I was warned by the manager that one of the rooms was "horrible." When I got to said room, I understood: what he meant; it looked as though it was raided by a drunken caveman. It took my friend and I almost an hour to clean it up completely. At least the "caveman" left a $2.00 tip. FML

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By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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Tight ass

By Paf - 21/09/2021 19:59 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, after I've been cleaning a hostel 7/7 for free accommodation for a few weeks, and the owner telling me 3 times to take a day off while he was able to do the job, I'm finally leaving. He's now (and only now) asking me to pay for the 3 nights I "didn't work for." FML

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By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 17:58 - Vietnam

Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML

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Bitchy

By Anonymous - 29/12/2013 21:04 - United States - Bolingbrook

Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

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it___happens 12

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:00

Was winning the bet worth it though?

Mcstud1y 30

Wednesday 10 February 2016 6:59

At least your name signifies you know what you're getting into. Good luck OP

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loganhu 7

Wednesday 10 February 2016 6:57

How is that fair

Iwannarock1 19

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:07

Maybe because it's her job. Who are you, Bernie Sanders??

GAeroNKissR 26

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:30

who said anything about being fair?? That's life

smokecloud_ 37

Wednesday 10 February 2016 8:38

It's stupid. I make dumb bets with my boyfriend all the time. It'd be like me losing the Super Bowl or him losing that he is the father on Maury and not wanting to pay up. This is ridiculous and I hope OP can look for a new job.

Mcstud1y 30

Wednesday 10 February 2016 6:59

At least your name signifies you know what you're getting into. Good luck OP

FueledByFate 24

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:00

It sounds like that's going to be quite a sticky situation.

Rkikkas9713 25

Wednesday 10 February 2016 8:04

That is almost as bad, if not worse, than the shitty situation pun.

it___happens 12

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:00

Was winning the bet worth it though?

CheekyRaccoon 27

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:33

Bet not.

noah_1234 24

Thursday 11 February 2016 14:41

I'd suggest return your winnings and pass on the struggle...

benedictjongoh 10

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:00

all the best

SecundusSecunda 27

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:02

I'm guessing his favorite team lost the superbowl.

truckers_wife 23

Wednesday 10 February 2016 19:15

in the UK?

Soparot 29

Thursday 11 February 2016 5:37

The superbowl isn't just popular in the US. Sure, it may be most popular there but definitely not only popular there.

MegasaurusRex89 28

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:03

Well that's just poor sportsmanship. Sorry OP

pliskon_snake 14

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:04

Gloves, face mask and disinfectant spray. Good Luck!

Skycop_S 23

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:05

Get a hazmat suit. It is the only way.

LostInTheZone11 29

Wednesday 10 February 2016 7:24

You beat me to it. My one cousin once used one when he worked bathroom janitorial for the local natatorium, and encountered the stall from the deepest depths of hell.