By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 407
You deserved it 4 320

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Damn Stalker Alert! Stalk her back 2 times worse and maybe it drives her crazy to the point she can't handle anything anymore and jumps off a bridge. Problem solved

Resistance is futile.

Her favorite movie is probably 'Fatal Attraction'.

30- attention whore much?

Tell her to fuck off

Still a better love story than twilight.

Op should put her number on a flier as "adult phone services" and post it up in different public places. She'll get the attention she needs.

She climbin in yo window, she snatchin yo people upO.O

OP, I really do feel you on this one. This boy in my weight training class asked you use my phone to call his "mom" he didn't call his mom. He texted himself using my phone and now he texts me all the time regardless of how much I ignore him. .-. You should change your number OP, I can because it costs 20$ and my phone company makes us wait till our bills are due.

Or, "obsessed"

98- I see your name, I see your comment and all I can think about is how you make fun of people with acne by calling them pepperoni face.

U know what this reminds me of? An episode of Disney Channel's Jessie. Creepy Connie. She wound up going to jail.

Mirai nikki anyone xD

That was happening to me once. I called the police. She call again when the cop was taking report,and I had the cop answer my phone. Lol.

Lol @132 :) I am pretty sure you have made fun of someone else's flaw before. A picture of a meme on Facebook, a picture of a fat guy, a person you hate. We are all humans here and we just think flaws are funny. Don't think your some high jolly person that's never once in their life laughed at someone else. :-) don't be singling me out for laughing at funny things when I see them. And FYI, the kid we call it is okay with it. He told us that he wants to come up with a nickname for us too:) stop mixing fml comments together and enjoy the fucking app with out being a butthurt moral faggot.

Lol @ 132. You are trying to be rude to me for making a joke. I bet you have made fun of someone before. Don't act all innocent. We have all made fun of someone before. That includes laughing at someone else making fun of a person. That FML was like days ago and you bring it to a new funnier FML? Someone is drama seeking.

132- Someone a bit full of themselves? By reading your bio, I would understand why people don't like you. I don't care if this gets thumbed down, but you're a complete bitch.

Not just a complete bitch, but completely stupid

:) I am a bitch you guys. Although I am far from stupid, here we go again pointing at someones flaws and making fun of them 132. See everyone does it.

Where to, she will only find him. :( Lose all hope Op and give in muwahahahahha!!

#4, she'll love that! Huntresses live for the chase. She'll be all hot and sweaty when she finally runs you down, so the sex will be that much hotter. Rawr!

He can run, but he can't hide. I'm sure she has put a tracker in him while he was sleeping by now. That's how she installed all the (supposed) cameras in his room as well. Creepy girl is always watching.

What if OP is a girl...?

66 - even hotter

66- Then the same thing applies except with different pronouns? Why would the gender matter? Creepy is creepy to anyone being creeped on by creeps, if you know what I'm saying.

If she was your girlfriend she'd never let you go.

#73, when guys stalk girls, it's about power, not sex. That just ain't right. When girls stalk guys, it's about sex, and that's hot!!

Nah it's better for him to hit it and quit then she will have something to bitch about on Facebook rendering OP free of psycho bitch

Hahaha... Oh God no. You think stalkers accept rejection? She's this creepy and attached to opwho (presumably) has never dated or screwed this girl. Screwing her would make life far, far worse.

OP could "pretend" to give in and go on a few dates with her, try to scare the bitch away by acting obviously weird and resistible.. And ta da!

Restraining order?

I feel bad for OP but unfortunately it's not that easy to get a restraining order against someone just for "looking".

A restraining order would be perfect for this situation. 200 feet.

Stage 5 clinger!

She seems too friendly

This FML reminded me of the one where the girl said she wasn't at home and the person said "Then who is that sitting in your living room?" OP, time for a restraining order

As my bathshit friend from drivers ed would say... "Kill her."

YDI for giving her your number. Price of pussy.

Maybe someone else gave out their number?

The girl probably snuck in while OP was sleeping and texted her phone from his, thus providing here with his number. That's OBVIOUSLY the most likely scenario.

^^^seems legit.

I don't think he would've gave her his number.

#6 don't automatically assume OP gave her his number

You're right. OP must have been dumb enough to ask her for her number and the situation flipped on him. That's more realistic.

Someone probably have out his number.

I seem to remember an FML a few days or so ago where the OPs mother kept giving her new number to the OPs brother after she changes her number.

Oh my god. That is terrible. I feel like you might want to consider a restraining order or calling the cops or something.

Or find some unlucky ******* to dump her off too?

^^^ Best comment!! Lol

Is she at least hot?

Sucks for you. Maybe get a restraining order. That really is creepy.

Getting a restraining order might help.

I dunno... That might even add more excitement to her chase!

You could turn off your phone.

That won't make her stop calling him.

Yes it will.

Voice mail!! Still doesn't stop her from staring though

#10 and #82: turning the phone off won't help cause when OP turns it back on there will just be countless texts, missed calls and possibly voicemails. Blocking the number or changing his number would be better

Looks like she's going to have you for dinner -- one way or the other. Submitting to her iron will is the wisest course.

Yup, invite her in and get your freak on. Hell, maybe she'll make dinner, maybe even porkchops. Man I love porkchops.

I don't think that's what perdix meant, Drifter. I just hope she hasn't taken Silence of the Lambs to heart.

Either op gets porkchops or becomes one. I'd take my chances, but my judgement may be clouded by the thought of Bacon's almost as delicious neighbor.

#38, TheDrifter has one of my meanings right and you have the other. I'm thinking that the OP is better off surrendering to her. She'd probably do whatever kinky shit he could ever imagine, and then make sammiches. Maybe porkchop sammiches.

Stop it Perdix you're making me hungry...

Not horny?

Yup, surrender yourself to her, then fulfill every fantasies you can think of, until she realizes she is being played, then she will leave you alone..... .... Or burn down your house and tie you down in her basement as a sex slave, and make you watch the "Guide to DirecTV" while you hang from the ceiling, naked.

OR, be so utterly and hopelessly boring and unresponsive in bed and while out and about with her that she loses interest. Then again, she may get pissed and hold you hostage or even kill you since you didn't live up to her fantasies. Nevermind, bad idea…