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By Anonymous / Wednesday 12 September 2012 21:06 / United States
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Damn Stalker Alert! Stalk her back 2 times worse and maybe it drives her crazy to the point she can't handle anything anymore and jumps off a bridge. Problem solved

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Op should put her number on a flier as "adult phone services" and post it up in different public places. She'll get the attention she needs.

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U know what this reminds me of? An episode of Disney Channel's Jessie. Creepy Connie. She wound up going to jail.

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That was happening to me once. I called the police. She call again when the cop was taking report,and I had the cop answer my phone. Lol.

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Lol @132 :) I am pretty sure you have made fun of someone else's flaw before. A picture of a meme on Facebook, a picture of a fat guy, a person you hate. We are all humans here and we just think flaws are funny. Don't think your some high jolly person that's never once in their life laughed at someone else. :-) don't be singling me out for laughing at funny things when I see them. And FYI, the kid we call it is okay with it. He told us that he wants to come up with a nickname for us too:) stop m

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Lol @ 132. You are trying to be rude to me for making a joke. I bet you have made fun of someone before. Don't act all innocent. We have all made fun of someone before. That includes laughing at someone else making fun of a person. That FML was like days ago and you bring it to a new funnier FML? Someone is drama seeking.

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132- Someone a bit full of themselves? By reading your bio, I would understand why people don't like you. I don't care if this gets thumbed down, but you're a complete bitch.

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:) I am a bitch you guys. Although I am far from stupid, here we go again pointing at someones flaws and making fun of them 132. See everyone does it.

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#4, she'll love that! Huntresses live for the chase. She'll be all hot and sweaty when she finally runs you down, so the sex will be that much hotter. Rawr!

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He can run, but he can't hide. I'm sure she has put a tracker in him while he was sleeping by now. That's how she installed all the (supposed) cameras in his room as well. Creepy girl is always watching.

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66- Then the same thing applies except with different pronouns? Why would the gender matter? Creepy is creepy to anyone being creeped on by creeps, if you know what I'm saying.

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#73, when guys stalk girls, it's about power, not sex. That just ain't right. When girls stalk guys, it's about sex, and that's hot!!

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Nah it's better for him to hit it and quit then she will have something to bitch about on Facebook rendering OP free of psycho bitch

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Hahaha... Oh God no. You think stalkers accept rejection? She's this creepy and attached to opwho (presumably) has never dated or screwed this girl. Screwing her would make life far, far worse.

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OP could "pretend" to give in and go on a few dates with her, try to scare the bitch away by acting obviously weird and resistible.. And ta da!

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This FML reminded me of the one where the girl said she wasn't at home and the person said "Then who is that sitting in your living room?" OP, time for a restraining order

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The girl probably snuck in while OP was sleeping and texted her phone from his, thus providing here with his number. That's OBVIOUSLY the most likely scenario.

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I seem to remember an FML a few days or so ago where the OPs mother kept giving her new number to the OPs brother after she changes her number.

Oh my god. That is terrible. I feel like you might want to consider a restraining order or calling the cops or something.

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#10 and #82: turning the phone off won't help cause when OP turns it back on there will just be countless texts, missed calls and possibly voicemails. Blocking the number or changing his number would be better

Looks like she's going to have you for dinner -- one way or the other. Submitting to her iron will is the wisest course.

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Yup, invite her in and get your freak on. Hell, maybe she'll make dinner, maybe even porkchops. Man I love porkchops.

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I don't think that's what perdix meant, Drifter. I just hope she hasn't taken Silence of the Lambs to heart.

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Either op gets porkchops or becomes one. I'd take my chances, but my judgement may be clouded by the thought of Bacon's almost as delicious neighbor.

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#38, TheDrifter has one of my meanings right and you have the other. I'm thinking that the OP is better off surrendering to her. She'd probably do whatever kinky shit he could ever imagine, and then make sammiches. Maybe porkchop sammiches.

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Yup, surrender yourself to her, then fulfill every fantasies you can think of, until she realizes she is being played, then she will leave you alone..... .... Or burn down your house and tie you down in her basement as a sex slave, and make you watch the "Guide to DirecTV" while you hang from the ceiling, naked.

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OR, be so utterly and hopelessly boring and unresponsive in bed and while out and about with her that she loses interest. Then again, she may get pissed and hold you hostage or even kill you since you didn't live up to her fantasies. Nevermind, bad idea…

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