By Anonymous - 16/12/2018 03:00

Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Did you do something to upset them, like ordering meat even though they're vegan, or are they just nuts? Oh wait... same thing...

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acmariner99 25

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it isn’t going to work out.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Did you do something to upset them, like ordering meat even though they're vegan, or are they just nuts? Oh wait... same thing...

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Not just nuts, vegans can also eat lentils too proteinwise

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Rabite 28

How can you spot a vegan at a party?

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acmariner99 25

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it isn’t going to work out.

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whiskey'swino 15

Maybe they were dropping hints they were finished with the date and you just couldn't ketchup.

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LennyComa 39

Did you meet this person an a dating app and you used someone else's picture? Be honest if not maybe they be crazy and you dodged a bullet

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RichardPencil 30

Plot twist: you love ketchup. Her intended ****-you turned out to be an unexpected frisson!

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PenguinPal3017 19

I take it you don't quarterback for the Chiefs.

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Allie614032 34

Maybe your date accidentally spilled the ketchup and was so embarrassed that they left.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Either a lucky escape as he was nuts or something occurred which made them very angry with you. Either way, not a match made in heaven so lucky you.

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