By Anonymous - 16/12/2018 03:00
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Did you do something to upset them, like ordering meat even though they're vegan, or are they just nuts? Oh wait... same thing...
Not just nuts, vegans can also eat lentils too proteinwise
How can you spot a vegan at a party?
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it isn’t going to work out.
Hey— don’t bag on ketchup!
Did you meet this person an a dating app and you used someone else's picture? Be honest if not maybe they be crazy and you dodged a bullet
Plot twist: you love ketchup. Her intended fuck-you turned out to be an unexpected frisson!
Maybe your date accidentally spilled the ketchup and was so embarrassed that they left.
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Did you do something to upset them, like ordering meat even though they're vegan, or are they just nuts? Oh wait... same thing...
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it isn’t going to work out.