By Anonymous - 16/12/2018 03:00

Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML
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Did you do something to upset them, like ordering meat even though they're vegan, or are they just nuts? Oh wait... same thing...

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it isn’t going to work out.

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Did you do something to upset them, like ordering meat even though they're vegan, or are they just nuts? Oh wait... same thing...

Not just nuts, vegans can also eat lentils too proteinwise

How can you spot a vegan at a party?

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it isn’t going to work out.

Hey— don’t bag on ketchup!

Maybe they were dropping hints they were finished with the date and you just couldn't ketchup.

Did you meet this person an a dating app and you used someone else's picture? Be honest if not maybe they be crazy and you dodged a bullet

Plot twist: you love ketchup. Her intended fuck-you turned out to be an unexpected frisson!

PenguinPal3017 19

I take it you don't quarterback for the Chiefs.

Maybe your date accidentally spilled the ketchup and was so embarrassed that they left.

Mungolikecandy 19

Either a lucky escape as he was nuts or something occurred which made them very angry with you. Either way, not a match made in heaven so lucky you.

Bullet dodged?