Sex and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student...

By too good - 24/10/2014 10:54 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jigglypluff - 19/11/2014 05:27 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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Don't scratch every itch

By Anonymous - 27/05/2012 14:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML

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Cut it out

By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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The best laid plans…

By A drunk walks into a bar and says NO SEX TONIGHT - 22/07/2022 16:00

Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

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Went a bit too far, Sigmund

By notatherapist - 01/10/2014 23:08 - Netherlands - Huizen

Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML

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Roleplay

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 12:36 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 20:01 - Portugal

Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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JMichael 25

Friday 24 October 2014 17:28

Did you still have fun with it?

gracehi 31

Friday 24 October 2014 17:29

That's actually kind of adorable. My boyfriend and I tried that once. We just felt silly. Oh, we still had sex, but the role play beforehand felt silly.

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JMichael 25

Friday 24 October 2014 17:28

Did you still have fun with it?

EverestMelting 23

Friday 24 October 2014 17:29

I feel like they would've. Although the sex would've been better.

NellieeNell 18

Friday 24 October 2014 20:08

Atleast you guys practiced your acting skills (:

incoherentrmblr 21

Friday 24 October 2014 22:47

After reading that OP, I've come to the conclusion that the adult film industry is not for you two...

LocsOn 13

Sunday 26 October 2014 2:43

hahaha thats awesome

Ainarr 29

Friday 24 October 2014 17:28

i hope my relationship turns out like this. i'm studying the same thing

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Friday 24 October 2014 21:37

So you all are studying to be waiters?

redneck66 11

Saturday 25 October 2014 1:16

haaa

YoursAlways98 13

Monday 1 December 2014 10:35

Nice burn

adrian1910 15

Friday 24 October 2014 17:29

Ended up learning instead.

sayyestothedress 24

Friday 24 October 2014 23:10

Lesson learned

gracehi 31

Friday 24 October 2014 17:29

That's actually kind of adorable. My boyfriend and I tried that once. We just felt silly. Oh, we still had sex, but the role play beforehand felt silly.

xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

Friday 24 October 2014 17:29

Well at least you guys have a shot in Hollywood!

MrSassypants 33

Friday 24 October 2014 18:28

The movie that you have been waiting for ages... "Class will begin shortly..." *OP walks in* "Sorry I'm late." "You're always late." The movie everyone's talking about... "I'll never become something!" "You will become something! You already are something!" Staring OP, and OP's BF. THE STUDENT. Now playing in select theaters.