By Indianagirl94 - 29/10/2012 22:22 - United States

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Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
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SeniorHaG 4

I guess your baby is hungry.

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prioo 6

He just wanted a little midnight snack without having to go all the way to the fridge.

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SeniorHaG 4

I guess your baby is hungry.

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AKGirlinSD 20

1, apparently OP has at least two babies now. I've been told it doesn't taste good at all so I will never try it. I don't know why people do.

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bandeek 30

I was told that my breastmilk tastes good. It's sweet.

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picturescrazy 24

#27 ~They try it out of curiosity, of course. I sure as hell would!

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Chunkylover76 4

It does taste good! Kind of like cantaloupe melon! And another plus....it makes "play time" hot as hell!! ;D

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_wraith 15

I've heard it tastes a little like melted vanilla ice cream.

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onlychildFTW 33

Have you changed his diapers OP? He might get cranky if you don't. Yeah apparently breast milk is sweet.

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StalkerChick 13

Don't judge me, but I tasted mine. It's pretty sweet.

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quickcynic 6

The flavor of each persons breast milk depends on diets, their body, and the person who is tasting it.

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seyrose 8

that sucks. *runs for cover and hides*

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Pleonasm 35

He looked like a right tit when she found out.

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CrissyyyS2 22

He's just making sure it doesn't get on the sheets.

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aFreedom127 9

Hmmm...try offering him a sandwich instead.

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bonsaiboy26 1

A sandwich lol I like that

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iOceanus 18

47 - Who doesn't like sandwiches?

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UncleMuscles 5

Or offer him some Nesquick to go with that.

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prioo 6

He just wanted a little midnight snack without having to go all the way to the fridge.

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turkturkington 13

So, he's a food-taster. You know those lads who check food isn't poisonous for important people. He was obviously doing it out of love for your baby... Nah, actually, it's just a wee bit weird, to be honest... Tell him to get to the kitchen and pour himself a glass!

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laden_swallow09 34

Why on earth would you want to get up out of your warm bed, walk across the cold floor, scuff around for a clean glass, be blinded by the light in the refrigerator, and gingerly pour a heavy milk jug into a glass without spilling, when you can stay in bed and drink straight from the tap!?

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kobelstone23 13

Breast milk contains more vitamins than cow milk! He was just trying to be healthy!

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ImYoursAlways 3

Why would he get up to get something to drink when he's got milk in bed? Just kidding, that sucks that he woke you up.

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dragonfuego 11

You're right about being woke up, but it doesn't suck that he sucks. Boobies are awesome especially when you add milk.

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