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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
So, what happened next…
You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Verified
You are certified FML now
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

4%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

3%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

18%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

22%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

46%
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

38%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

44%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

2%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%

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Let's go girls!

Today, someone said that women shouldn’t hate their menstrual cycles, because the hormonal changes were so "interesting". Sure, that’s the word I’d use for alternating between cramps and zits, being an insatiable nymphomaniac, and being so depressed I want to die. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 9 August 2020 23:01 /

Baked

Today, I was supposed to have my first job interview for a bakery franchise. Turns out all the applications are submitted to every store, and I was called to the wrong one. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 7 June 2020 05:05 /

Taste test

Today, I went to give my boyfriend head, and his dick tasted like condoms. I'm 5 months pregnant, we obviously don't use condoms. He got scared when I stopped and told him, then he got mad at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it