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Today, I found out the time I'd requested off for a trip in 2 months, that my boss said that I could go on, wasn't fully processed, just in case he decided I couldn't go. He told me the second part after I'd bought no refund tickets for shows for both me and my girlfriend. FML

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Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML

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Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML

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Unless you've been living on the Moon, someone has probably tried to drag you into a pyramid scheme, claiming it isn't a pyramid scheme. If so, you'll feel right at home in this article! If not, consider it a PSA.

Unless you've been living on the Moon, someone has probably tried to drag you into a pyramid scheme, claiming it isn't a pyramid scheme. If so, you'll feel right at home in this article! If not, consider it a PSA.

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