Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
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Vidrill
| 22
Well, maybe if you wanted to keep playing, you should have put your foot down?
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Cads1
| 24
Sounds like she needs to go directly to jail without passing go or collecting $200.
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amileah13
| 26
Let's hope she doesn't actually mean it!
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im_a_black_guy
| 10
I was expecting him to say that
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Vidrill
| 22
Well, maybe if you wanted to keep playing, you should have put your foot down?
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Gillett
| 23
No, put his foot up....... HER ASS!
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GoingCommando93
| 14
No, #45. Standing up for himself would've been sufficient.
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Clevelandians
| 17
Oh fuck off 52 it's a joke
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mejustbeingme
| 4
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.
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AcieMcG
| 21
I wouldn't be amused either.
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Kallian_fml
| 21
The worst part is, with how long it takes to play monopoly, OP is probably still watching and about to shoot himself due to boredom.
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Cads1
| 24
Sounds like she needs to go directly to jail without passing go or collecting $200.
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jigglypuff34
| 16
Sounds like someone won't get a chance at the community chest either.
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im_a_black_guy
| 10
I don't want a chest if everyone gets a grab at it
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EclipseCandy6
| 24
I would have flipped the board
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
Flipping the board only ruins everyone else's fun and makes you look like a sore loser, plus everyone gets mad. Op should've told his wife they could play as a team. That way neither is bored while the game is played for hours.
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Vulkfury
| 8
If her best friend was there should have moved in with her and said "thats called dating your best friend"
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benjamn
| 21
Better yet her sister.
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JMichael
| 25
Hopefully it was just a joke. a very bad one.
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MrConcise
| 34
Please, it was clever as all hell.
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YourOpinionSucks
| 22
Why didn't you just flip the board? She wants to ruin your fun, take everyone else's with you.
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mikepzz
| 27
Kinda makes you sound like a whiny b*tch
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cari_cat
| 19
Flipping the board makes you this legendary character of all funny family stories. Trust me, do it once and no one forgets.
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benjamn
| 21
That works for a chic, if a guy does it you're just a whiney little bitch.
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assassinmaster
| 22
LOL you get a legal scholar wife....Hope that I am as smart as your wife when I study family law
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MrsDruidess
| 23
I dont think throwing a tantrum and flipping the game like some others are suggesting is a wise move for a grown ass man but damn, you cant just let her treat you like that. . . but since you bent over and took it, I gotta say ydi a little . . sad but true. . .
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Blue_Black_fml
| 21
You're right. What could have OP done though, without making it a big deal or throwing tantrums, especially with the family being there?
I think if I was in his place I would've said: "well I'll see you in court then". Then I would have just leave the room with a drink in my hand and pretended I'm having a good time even if I'm not playing.
I think if I was in his place I would've said: "well I'll see you in court then". Then I would have just leave the room with a drink in my hand and pretended I'm having a good time even if I'm not playing.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Just tell her no? Then if she tries to force the issue, she'll be the one throwing a tantrum.
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
I think op should've told her they can play as a team. That way neither of them is bored while the game goes on for hours. (Seriously, it's the longest game ever.)