Indianagirl94
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Scott
United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was my boyfriend. According to him, he wanted to experience what his mother never gave him as a kid. FML
sore
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
SkeetinKeaton
United States
Baby fever
Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML
patronuscat?
Meow!
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
Milk Dispenser
Herriman, United States
Today, breastfeeding my infant has become so automatic that when my dog nuzzled up against me while I was sleeping, I lifted up my shirt and unhooked my nursing bra. FML
Alwayspotato
Bittie
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend, he had his head on my chest and we both fell asleep. Suddenly, I woke up by my boyfriend biting my nipple, hard, in his sleep. I now need to go to the pharmacy because of a bleeding nipple. FML
Nasty
Tallahassee, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while watching home videos with my family, I saw a clip of me as an infant attempting to breast feed from my father while he laughed uncontrollably. Now, my son keeps sneaking his baby brother's head under my shirt while I'm asleep. The last time he actually began to suckle. FML
possiblyoverweight
United Kingdom
Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
not that kinda squirting
🌶️ Spicy
Exploding milk ****
Today, my husband and I were having sex for the first time since I had our son. As I was riding him in a heated passion, he grabbed my breasts. Milk literally shot out onto his face. Mood totally ruined. FML
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SeniorHaG 4
I guess your baby is hungry.
prioo 6
He just wanted a little midnight snack without having to go all the way to the fridge.
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Comments (112)
annie_nk 23
I know some guys who are curious about the taste. Seems your husband is one of those kind of guys.
_wraith 15
I know of some women who are curious too. It's a pretty normal thing to wonder about.
pink_raindrops 26
I know it's not bad to be curious but the problem that I see is that he did it while she was sleeping. It seems kinda creepy to me...if he mentioned he wanted to try it instead of sneaking it in her sleep I bet there wouldn't have been a problem.
cis1den 0
**Abviously, He figured it probably taste better than that "Almond Milk"you bought..!!!!
tayraaah 31
Giggity
Geometric 18
That is not amoosing, your husband sucks
btstig 11
Amoosing??? WTF?
laden_swallow09 35
A lame attempt at a cow pun.
HunterAlpha1 8
yes, he does suck, alot. on ****. when's the last time you sucked on a tit? hm?
echosaints 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wtf
rawr_ily96 24
And the award for Least Creative Comment goes to...
TrentF13 12
Your husband knows where it's at!
Jacquelinia 6
Oh come on, I bet everyone is secretly curious about what breast milk tastes like.
TheSithAssassin 15
I have never made my curiosity a secret. :D
pdp_fml 21
Wow, when my wife had our first baby, I asked her to let me try some milk and she let me! It tastes a little sweet and thin.
pink_raindrops 26
Yeah, it's normal to be curious but is it also normal to sneak it while his wife is asleep?
astralvagan 20
It tastes a bit like sweet cream..... Has about the same consistency also
spottyblanket 8
he couldn't have asked first~?
Shadow_Phantom 26
Your husband clearly has a fetish for it... should be more understanding.
laden_swallow09 35
I don't see the fetish here. Who wouldn't be at the very least curious? Aside from prudes, of course.
ICastillo 25
Hey breast milk is a good source of protein he just wanted to get big and strong. It's a win win though suck on some boobs and get rewarded with some milk.
HighlandShadows 48
It's also supposed to help fight cancer.