By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Philadelphia
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Up and coming moderator
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The rules are the rules
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Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.