Meow!

By patronuscat? - 05/10/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
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Glowworm56 26

If I'm not mistaken, alcohol definitely had a hand in this scenario.

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mrjiggles1992 18

This is rather common with cats! They are genuinely trying to suckle. It’s not some weird thing they will have taught their cat to do! The FML here is not knowing animal behaviour and instantly being weirded out.

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Norja 33

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere about the guy not being the only one getting pussy...

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Glowworm56 26

If I'm not mistaken, alcohol definitely had a hand in this scenario.

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ThrottleJockey 35

And a foot, and an arm, and a nipple, and a...

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pjsr 32

This is great. Female gets foreplay; Male gets to sleep until it's time to get down to business

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mt21mt 15

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Seeya55 31

Schadenfreude is one of the most used forms of entertainment!

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TacoTheDank 27

You can always just leave, dude. No one's stopping you.

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mrjiggles1992 18

This is rather common with cats! They are genuinely trying to suckle. It’s not some weird thing they will have taught their cat to do! The FML here is not knowing animal behaviour and instantly being weirded out.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Kitten must be delighted to finally get some sweet female nipples, male nipples are probably salty AF.

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gobiteme2 34

Just nasty, both the cat and you.

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dcharold 11

Don't feel alone. I once woke up in a girl's bed to her cat doing the same. They were apartment cats and frankly a bit weird...

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