Meow!

By patronuscat? - 05/10/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
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If I'm not mistaken, alcohol definitely had a hand in this scenario.

This is rather common with cats! They are genuinely trying to suckle. It’s not some weird thing they will have taught their cat to do! The FML here is not knowing animal behaviour and instantly being weirded out.

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I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere about the guy not being the only one getting pussy...

If I'm not mistaken, alcohol definitely had a hand in this scenario.

And a foot, and an arm, and a nipple, and a...

This is great. Female gets foreplay; Male gets to sleep until it's time to get down to business

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mitolit 12

No one cares...

Schadenfreude is one of the most used forms of entertainment!

Then participate in moderation

Taco The Dank 27

You can always just leave, dude. No one's stopping you.

That sounds like an FML right there!

Did it hurt so good?

This is rather common with cats! They are genuinely trying to suckle. It’s not some weird thing they will have taught their cat to do! The FML here is not knowing animal behaviour and instantly being weirded out.

Lobby_Bee 17

Kitten must be delighted to finally get some sweet female nipples, male nipples are probably salty AF.

gobiteme2 34

Just nasty, both the cat and you.

Was he licking your other nipple ?

Don't feel alone. I once woke up in a girl's bed to her cat doing the same. They were apartment cats and frankly a bit weird...