By Milk Dispenser - 12/03/2019 05:00 - United States - Herriman

Today, breastfeeding my infant has become so automatic that when my dog nuzzled up against me while I was sleeping, I lifted up my shirt and unhooked my nursing bra. FML
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... “and what am I supposed to do with that, my human?”

Long overdue payback for Romulus and Remus?

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... “and what am I supposed to do with that, my human?”

“Um, thanks!... but No thanks!”

Long overdue payback for Romulus and Remus?

I actually lol’d at that.

Things like that happen. Many years ago, a friend I'd known for a couple of years and thought was a cool enough guy was leaving the country. There was a going-away party and everyone got fairly drunk and high and when I was leaving the party, we went in for a hug. I had honestly not hugged anyone but my husband in a decade, and my body went automatic. Nothing RAUNCHY but he got a full-body, intimate hug, pelvis and all, with a tight squeeze and five-second hold, which luckily he took as a sign of great friendship and decided I'm just a very loving person. Whew. He did say "WOW".