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Man or woman?

Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML


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On 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm - misc - by JohnBlack (man) - United States

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True equality is never equal.

#1 - On 06/12/2012 at 2:54am by zephyrnok

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I would still open the door for a woman. It is still considered the gentlemanly thing to do. Maybe I am old fashioned.

#6 - On 06/12/2012 at 2:56am by usor_name

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