By Kallian - Australia
Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting, "Red and green, merry Kwanzaa!" The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML
Kallian_fml tells us more :
18- It WAS a shit faced awesome night. 12- Yeah, I kinda was tripping.
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  bethrocksya  |  9

I was thinking the same thing! And then it says "Hoping the next generation doesn't turn out dumb like the last".... Correct me if I'm wrong, but did she just call her own generation dumb ? 0.o

  Kallian_fml  |  21

85- You're not wrong. Most people I know who are my age are the dumbest people I know. That's why I choose to be friends with older (hopefully more mature) people.



Actually, Pleonasm's comments are, for the most part, witty and entertaining. I'm willing to say that he'll be a popular regular very soon. I already look forward to reading his comments.

You, on the other hand...who are you again?

  Pleonasm  |  34

Oh well, I can't please everyone I guess.
I just say what's on my mind once I read the FML, I never made any claims like "I'm funny, you'll love me!" or "If you're not completely satisfied with my joke, you are entitled to 5 dollars," so it doesn't really matter what you think, or not, about my comments.

By  pickles1994  |  18

Well as long as you got no bad phone calls or complaints then your good, consider yourself lucky;) (compared to what happens to some people when they get that drunk)

  bethrocksya  |  9

Yeah, compared to some people who get completely annihilated and end up killing someone. Be lucky you were in a good environment and nothing bad happened.... I have a friend who got smashed at a local bar...took some acid before he left-- some people at the bar had started trouble with him and his friends and next thing you know, people are fighting... someone got stabbed and one ends up dead at the hands of my friend. He can't remember a thing... Currently doing 2 life terms. Makes you think what really could happen when you "black out" from drugs.
I'd say you got lucky this time.

  BlowinChronic  |  18

^ Thank you. It would have been much better if I would have been like... "Fuck yeah bro just throwin down shots all not long, gettin so fucking wasted they gotta take you out on a stretcher is the way to go!"